Introduction Thread

[Wood Logger]

And a Bird learned Fly

 

[ExistentialApathy]

I caved and finally decided to make an account for a number of reasons. I used to follow lolcows back on 789chan/8chan, but the community was insanely cannibalistic and virtually everyone was an A-Log and at a certain point Chris-chan's updates just got too dark for me and I felt really gross about following the community at all. I've always maintained creating an account on a drama forum is asking to become the subject of a thread on a drama forum.

That said, where else am I going to post at this point? I can't deal with how horribly 4chan is run anymore. My user name's terrible, but it's not one I've ever used before and I figured it wouldn't be taken. I live fairly isolated, and I'd been using 4chan to compensate for that. Now that I don't see it as a suitable forum anymore I have to post somewhere people are remotely like-minded to try and keep up with events and feel slightly less isolated.

Also, I have a lolcow I wanted to post a thread on I don't see discussed anywhere, but I don't know what site etiquette is yet on posting a new person and I'd rather avoid personal army accusations. I tried dumping it on another lolcow forum and was immediately banned with the message "no threads on new people."

Hi.

 

[Ask A Stupid Question]

Hello! I've lurked here for some time, and finally decided to become a member. Looking forward to being an active member of this site!

 

[Dotbat]

Better way: Use a BBCode [plain]- stuff here -[/plain] tag.
Like this: :)

pfffttt BBC code xD

ty

 

[TapewormBillie]

I fucked up one night and woke up here. Howdy.

 

[DishPitVet]

Got locked out of my account so now I'm a new fag again TWU

Glad to be back

 

[geppeto's woodclock]

Hi all newbies

 

[Gargamel]

Hello, Kiwi Farms!

I'm a long time lurker. I originally came here from Encyclopædia Dramatica looking for more on CWC and Pamperchu. I've not much to say so I just lurked for years.

At some point last year I decided to make an account, if for nothing more than to freely say nigger on the Internet. I've found that I spend more time on the forum now, and sometimes I even have something to say.

Life has been pretty turbulent for a while now (not every Jew lives on Easy Street) It's really great to log on after a long hard days' work and find that I've been rated Winner on some dumb post I made before passing out the night before. It really makes my day.

 

[stupid fufu]

yo, long time no-account lurker fag but first time poster. always been interested in lolcow culture and y'all seem funny as shit when discussing current events.
hope you're all having a nice day

 

[i440BX]

Hello Kiwifarms! Newcomer here and a lurker for a few months. This will be a longer introduction.

I first heard of this site some years ago when reading about RetroArch/Emulators and byuu controversy.
I was naive then, a reddit lurker, buying into general consensus that this site was vile and deserved its reputation.

A year ago, I kind of become red/blackpilled on the state of the politics, society. I shifted towards conservative views.
Because I realized I was misled and that there are insane people not held accountable because of political favoritism.
The final thing that enraged me was pro-veganism/plant-based propaganda pushed in international mass-media.

I remembered about that byuu stuff this year and it convinced me to research more about it. I actually found that he didn't commit suicide and that Hector was a liar.
This made me start learning about Kiwifarms and lolcow thing. It is pretty ironic that it is considered an alt-right website but you actually see people with diverse views and actually well researched stuff.

I joined Kiwifarms since I think this community is compatible with me.

 

[Snake Farmer]

Long time lurker but never took the time to register. Would almost certainly be considered a normie but I'll be goddammed if the mongoloids on this board don't continuously suck me in to their insanity. I appreciate all the hard work everyone does to document and archive.

 

[Creative Username]

Would almost certainly be considered a normie

Sorry, child. I'm afraid you're one of us now. Enjoy autism.

 

[Witchbag]

Heya. I've lurked for a while, I'm just here to chill and blow off steam. Not as "extreme" as others can be here (I know that's not even the majority, contrary to what the general public thinks), but I don't really care about that, and this place has seen a lot of fun over the years so I figured what the fuck. So really nothing special, I'm just another autistic retard honestly

 

[Liquid denim]

I just want to laugh at people being dumb and hopefully not repeat their actions

 

[Nurse Nothing]

Went autistic the other day and decided to stop being a lurker pussy and make an account
Still gonna lurk though I'm too retarded to contribute to other threads

 

[dogpill]

Hi, newer lurker here. Will probably lurk more to not jump the gun and say some dumb shit but mostly just wanted to keep up with a few lolcows.

 

[Syntagmarch]

Newfag MkXVII here.

Have lurked for a while. Learned about this place through Mister Metokur (Jim!) and have been listening to MATI streams for a while.
Read an interesting piece on the possible (mis)treatment of autism and though Josh might be interested.

https://www.city-journal.org/article/are-we-treating-autism-properly

 

[Vegan Cat]

I started lurking here regularly during the Jonathan "wax my balls" Yaniv fiasco. I appreciate the opportunity to learn from others' mistakes.

 

[Mr. Bobby Brown]

Used to lurk around here to laugh at the lolcows, Now im here for the community and to laugh at the lolcows.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Hello!

I've been a lirker for one year, and I decided to finally introduce myself. Bear with me, I just tend to be a person who dislikes how things have become, and I like the diversity of thought of KiwiFarms, despite the way the site is portrayed by everyone outside. And these smear campaigns by people who want to see this to go down decided to make me introduce myself and, I don't know, interact.

Hope I can be a good contributing member.

EDIT: I would like to apologize for members I've been following - @Ishtar @Procrastinhater @Hal @SSj_Ness , and never saying anything, particularly to @Ted Kaczynski . I know it's strange for following users while not having any posts on the website, yet I just wanted to get a feeling on the website first. I decided to give the website a chance and interact. I just liked the quality of your posts in general and figured I'd give a watch.