Introduction Thread

Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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Long time lurker here. CWC led me to the farms, and I found myself hooked to the many interesting and entertaining threads. There's truly no other place I enjoy reading more than this one.
 
Greetings friends. As we are clearly in the End Times, I decided to go ahead and create an account on the site where we can all laugh together at the insanity of the world.
 
I'm 'nother one of them long time lurkers here. Been around for several years but didn't bother to make an account until now. But considering how much of a social suicide it is to bring up thoughts and opinions that'll have people sending me airstrikes for and the fact it's hard to really voice my opinions to where I have to keep even the most basic ones to myself in fears of losing the things I've worked hard for, I finally said "enough" after about half a decade of lurking and decided to make an account here.

Tired of being the lurker and wanted to partake in this site after so long, so I hope I get to discuss the things I've held onto for so many years.

Can't remember what brought me to the site, but I think it was due to someone linking a thread regarding something furry-related in a Discord server I used to be in. Since then, I've really learned a lot more about the world, the internet, and just how asinine and downright convoluted everything is. Doesn't help personal experiences only exacerbated it.

Sorry for the long-winded comment, by the way. Just rather excited to be a non-lurker here. Thought about making a thread soon, too, after I spend enough time on KF (since making one on day one's not a good idea for obvious reasons), so hoping to get to that eventually.
 
Hi everyone. Heard of this hellhole a lot by now and thought: why not?
I'm mostly here for the deathfat appreciation. :heart-full:
 
Hai Kiwis! I've been browsing for a while but decided to join and post some. I couldn't believe this username wasn't taken but I'm super glad it isn't so I can rock both the name and avatar.

My only real interest is animal control and some of those cows, so you'll probably see me there!
 
The name is Higgs. The particle of fun that permeates all existence. Ah, so it was Keffals that fuck things up for this place?

Heh. Bloodied but unbowed.

What is that? Keffals' movement is dead? The end of Kiwi Farms. Dead and burned. Oh, and now a bunch of idiots been chosen to take mommy’s place… Well that won’t wash. They are not cut out for all the madness, are they? Oh, but don’t worry. They will try. And I will document them. You see, I’ve come to understand the truth of the Internet Stranding. Oh, there’s so much you people don’t know. The users, for instance-they are not like you or me. Entertainment ain’t their thing. They're more into destruction on a worldwide scale. A Censorship Sensation.

Oh, it’s so hard to form connections when you can not log back into your old account… Fortunately, I’ve got a good connection to everywhere. Now you? You’re no jack of all groups. But me? I’m bound to all of it-this group, that group, and our sweet little global network of interconnected machines.

The whole digital world is on the menu. All it’ll take is one itty-bitty post to send us all to kingdom fun! So how about it? Are you not getting tired of the anger? Isn’t this what you’ve been waiting for this whole time? Some fucking entertainment!?
 
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