Introduction Thread

[Magenta Purgatory]

Long-time lurker and even longer enthusiast of weird people online. PurpleKecleon's thread is one I've been following on-and-off since its inception and there's more artcows/furries/etc. I keep up with too.

 

[GigglyBoo]

Hey, everyone. It's nice to have a place to speak my mind and my worthless opinions. Also, Fatrick.

 

[Feral Postie]

Hey guys, found out about this site when researching about some furry drama. Seems like a cool place, I didn't know a forum like this still existed and I'm excited to chat with the lot of you.

Cheers!

 

[DogPack404]

Long time lurker and casual observer of all manner of lolcows, but mostly here to follow the Mr. Beast drama since I've been praying on his downfall

 

[Ms. Dia Gnosis]

Been frequenting this site for a bit now, but only as a lurker. Finally made an account a few months ago only to forget about it, but now I'm here to express my opinions very loudly about things I have no expertise on. Cheers.

 

[Drone]

Been lurking on and off since 2017, around the time the Animal Control board was originally created. I could write a whole sappy wall of text of all the fond memories I've observed over the years, but I can't really be bothered. Overall I just find this site itself, and the topics it covers, incredibly fascinating and amusing.

It's always been tempting to register, but it wasn't until recently (for those in the future: that'd be the FA domain hijack incident, wherein FA redirected to the farms) that it felt like a sufficiently funny enough time to do so.

I've been involved in the furry community for almost two decades. I've experienced and witnessed numerous horrors and wacky events. The farms documents a mere fraction of what I've been adjacent to, but regardless, being a lurker has been an incredible boon in dodging many different bullets over recent years.

I'm looking forward to leaking funny bits of insider info where practical (ie: whatever can't be reasonably traced back to any of my other internet identities), sharing interesting observations, and in general divulging my thoughts on topics that fascinate me.

 

[Latex Catmaid]

Hello Im new and am also a funny guy. :-)

 

[Humungousaur]

A friend has been sending me all the recent Balldo stuff so I finally said fuck it and embraced the autism. I look forward to sperging out on things I have absolutely zero interest in with the rest of y'all

 

[Mydriasis]

Been lurking for years, thought I'd finally make an account.
A site that aggregates some of irl's horrors is a true net positive.

Cheers.

 

[Lizz]

Hello! Just like everyone else I've been a lurker for a little bit. This forum seems really interesting exciting to keep looking through!

 

[Nigger_Faggot]

Been lurking for years, been watching MATI since 2019. Finally decided to make an account and contribute my worthless ideas to worthless threads.

 

[Café au lait]

sup.
Been lurking for quite a while now in various threads. I probably still will because I like watching chaos unfurl more than contributing. But who knows? Maybe it would be fun for me to contribute...if I get off this wall I’m chronically stuck to. And I like this wall. I also like watching madness.
So keep archiving all the madness, you fruits

 

[Wirlaburla]

Greetings.
I've been a lurker (and "member") of this site for quite some time, often referencing content and the work done here. You might find that I have entirely disregarded the suggestion to use an anonymous pseudonym (have fun), and that is because I firmly believe in what I say and in fighting for it, even if it is a hill I die on. I also had a small experience of my own with #DropKiwifarms that only cemented my appreciation of this forum and was great entertainment. Null is an inspiration to me whether he thinks he should be or not, and his dedication to this place on the Internet is something a lot of people should look up to.

I greatly look forward to contributing my own knowledge and skills, even if it kills me.

 

[extendedanonymous]

Hello dere. I lurk on here a lot so I went ahead and made a profile.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is Richard but u can call me fR3e DiCk PiLl5!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,
fR3e DiCk PiLl5

 

[Skeletron Prime]

Long time lurker, new poster as evidenced by the join date. I tend to be a bit long-winded in my posts, and could probably use a lesson in conciseness, but I am here....now.

 

[platinumbarbi3]

I thought I had seen everything but im fascinated by the shocking things I find on here.i love it

 

[Carpalorbit]

My reputation precedes me.

 

[Ho-oh]

Long time lurker, since 2015 or thereabouts. I like internet drama especially when it's wrapped up in a neat package (this site) and I've heard alot about PurpleKecleon or GlowPuppet, w/e she goes by now.

Also like Ho-oh a lot as you may see...

 

[D&P 2: 2 Drunk 2 Pour]

Hi. I was caught up in the Keffels purge shit and finally gave up on finding my original password.

My first post on my original account: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/introduction-thread.1329/page-128#post-4337352

So yeah, can't wait to resume discussing the trash fire that is internet people.