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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?


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Been lurking for the last few months, finally made an account. I've known about the farms for years now, and while I've always respected it (especially its stance on free speech and troons), I never liked the lolcow stuff enough to want to get involved myself. That's changed a bit the past year. I kept up with the UK riots thread this past summer and really liked what kiwis had to say on it, that's when it finally subconsciously clicked that this site is more than just laughing at losers. I've also warmed up to that aspect though, especially the lolcow segments from MATI can be very fun. And I've always watched a lot of youtube, so using the farms as an alternative uncensored comment section has also been delightful.

When it comes to troons, I just feel sorry for most of them. They've fallen victim to a destructive ideology, even if they chose it themselves. I do feel much more disdain for the ones who make a special effort to propagandize their lunacy. It's all very tragic so it's nice that I can at least laugh about it on here.

I named my account after Ralph Epperson, one of my favorite people in modern history. If any of you fellow conspiratards remember Bill Cooper's radio series on Mystery Babylon, many of the best episodes were just reading out loud from Ralph Epperson's second book. I don't know if he's still alive or what he's been doing the past decade, and I haven't finished all his books yet, but I really love what I've read and heard so far. "The Unseen Hand" is a history book, "New World Order" goes more into the religion bringing it about, and "Masonry: Conspiracy Against Christianity" is the most comprehensive book about the beliefs of Freemasonry I've ever seen.
 
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Any good threads for virgin blood?
I recommend following the Community Happenings thread. Click the "Watch" button on the top-right.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/community-feature-submissions.114933/
(You don't need to read from the beginning - just skip to the end and keep up-to-date with the thread as Kiwis continue to post new updates about various lolcows & events.)
Whenever you see something that interests you, simply check out the linked thread. :)


As a more personal recommendation, the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch thread is a true classic.
 
Howdy, I'm another long-time lurker, first-time caller who caved under pressure and made an account upon request of fearless leader. I've been around for a few years now I guess, came back for the Barbussy/Jail Saga and got hooked on the Patrick Tomlinson thread and rubbernecking in Stinkditch.

God, it's so nice to not have to keep all my tabs open and just let the website tell me when new posts happen in my favorite threads.

Edit for exceptional grammar.
 
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 43 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
 
YT Algo showed me Bad At Video Games with a man wearing a cow's head. I liked the nasal banter and non-doomer tone of Dear Feeder. Have lurked for two years since. I owe null a crypto-Tubman as well. Maybe even Tubmen.

I have no cows but would gladly slip it in June, even now that she is old and gray.
 
What's up, party people? I lurked here way back in the days of Jace, Tyce and Deagle Nation, over ten years ago now, and am happy to say I'm still staying frosty against homos and marines all these years later. I fell off after 2014, but have kept checking in over the years, and finally decided to do my part and make an account.

I've been a hobbyist programmer for many years and have frequented communities for things like emulation and amateur game development just as long, and have consequently been witness to some truly ponderous examples of neurodiversity that I'd love to share with you all.
 
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One day in November 2024, the respected General Secretary Kim Jong Un visited a website and looked round its forums and subforums.

Browsing the forums and subforums, the General Secretary expressed his great satisfaction and said it is truly successful at upsetting transsexuals.


I'm just kiddin', the reg form said to choose a hard to track name and what are you gonna fucking do? Google Kim? Good luck. I've been listening to Null's streams for ages now and lurkin' but I wanna join the fun for Trump's next term, sumida.
 
Hey everyone.

My name comes from the scene in Blade Runner where Deckard walks over to the noodle stand sits down to eat and Gaff starts to talking to him. Then the Asian guy who runs the noodle stand says to Deckard "he say you Brade Runna Mr. Deckard".

Also, I want to test out my avatar.
 
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