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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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Hey I'm Lior (maybe you recognise where I'm from), I'm 19 yo from the most hated country in the world, I like drawing, going to the gym, vidya, anime (hellsing is so freaking good, alucard is so badass) etc... I'm ESL but in writing there's barely any difference between me and a native speaker, but once I speak, well, you just have to see for yourself. I'm newfag to KF but not to the internet. Even before I used the English speaking internet I already was into it indirectly because of the pewdiepie ripoff in my country that done creepy pastas and shit, and the leafyishere clone (do I even need to explain?)

I'm occasionally cringe but I try my best not to, again, I used to be soydditfag and 4chinner so it's probably derived from that.

I speak a language that only like 13 million people I think speak worldwide, guess it (note: it's not supposed to be in English letters but you anglo retards are too stupid for this):
Ani nohri metumtam shoev bulbulim vesone kus ki ani omo masriah vemagil, ani kula besah kol toeva shenotsra al yedey harot bney zona mefagrim imah shmam vezihram

Say this phrase out load if you don't the language and something good will happen I promise you >_<

Also I understand Russian but can't speak it without using absurd amount of grammatical mistakes, but my comprehension is really good for a non native speaker although it's better than I hear it rather than read it
 
controversial666 said:
Hey I'm Lior (maybe you recognise where I'm from), I'm 19 yo from the most hated country in the world, I like drawing, going to the gym, vidya, anime (hellsing is so freaking good, alucard is so badass) etc... I'm ESL but in writing there's barely any difference between me and a native speaker, but once I speak, well, you just have to see for yourself. I'm newfag to KF but not to the internet. Even before I used the English speaking internet I already was into it indirectly because of the pewdiepie ripoff in my country that done creepy pastas and shit, and the leafyishere clone (do I even need to explain?)

I'm occasionally cringe but I try my best not to, again, I used to be soydditfag and 4chinner so it's probably derived from that.

I speak a language that only like 13 million people I think speak worldwide, guess it (note: it's not supposed to be in English letters but you anglo retards are too stupid for this):
Ani nohri metumtam shoev bulbulim vesone kus ki ani omo masriah vemagil, ani kula besah kol toeva shenotsra al yedey harot bney zona mefagrim imah shmam vezihram

Say this phrase out load if you don't the language and something good will happen I promise you >_<

Also I understand Russian but can't speak it without using absurd amount of grammatical mistakes, but my comprehension is really good for a non native speaker although it's better than I hear it rather than read it
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Hirbashti ta shit aze hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
Hi, I'm Deunan. I love manga (especially Appleseed, obviously), films, music and just anything that peaks my interest.

I've been lurking for about a month now, and you guys seem like a fun bunch so I said "what the hay" and decided to make an account for myself. I love to talk about music and films, I'm a huge fan of jazz and hip-hop!
 
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on faceberg
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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Apparently I’m retarded because I had to search “moderator approval” to find this.

Lurked a few times for a few specific instances. Been really lurking over the past week and finally decided to make an account.
 
i have been lurking this godforsaken hive of autism for too long and i am giving up on trying to track threads without an account. also can't believe the fucking fruit forum is the only place left i can read posts that aren't self-censored into tiktok slop.

obligatory 'niggers'
 
How's it going, nerds? I got tired of lurking this beautiful shithole of a site and wanted to throw myself into this cesspit. I watch too much lolcow content for my own sanity, and like games way too much. Other than the autistic shit flinging, you guys seem like a fun bunch.
 
Been lurking for a few months, decided to make an account today & fully submerge myself in this septic tank of a website.

I have no idea how to change my pfp or anything on my profile for that matter. i might just be retarded but idk it says i cant edit it.
 
Sleepy Fred said:
I have no idea how to change my pfp or anything on my profile for that matter. i might just be retarded but idk it says i cant edit it.
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You have to be here for so long and make a certain number of posts before you can change those things.
 
Hello! Been lurking here for some time and now I've made this account, mainly so that I can call things I find retarded retarded without 100,000 bots screaming about how I should die or something for using a no-no word. lolcow rabbit holes are surprisingly fun to go into.
 
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