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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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Hello to all, I pretty much registered here so I can join the lols. I lurk here since approximately the second half of 2o16, so I guess this is my chance.

P.S.: I'm not a native speaker, so I make some hiccups in my english from time to time. Just as a heads up. :P
 
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Figured maybe I should check in here.

And yeah, I know, people will try to dox me over being here and some of the shit I've said. Cry moar, faggots.

Anyway, "HELLO, KIWIFARMS!"

EDIT: Where the fuck is the acceptable image uploading, just out a curiosity?

[GALLERY=media, 3289]C74oAI4VQAAjUo1 by Jet Fuel Johnny posted Apr 3, 2017 at 5:51 PM[/GALLERY]
 
Hello everyone

My name is Kirby. I've been lurking for a few weeks now and think the whole lolcow thing is pretty funny. The only thing holding me back from signing up was how much time this would take out of my day, but now that Club Penguin shut down I have plenty of time now! This Christine person seems very funny and we talk about him a lot on 8chan. Anyways look forward to talking about sjws and lolcows with all of you.
 
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Hello. I have a dark sense of humor. i laugh when i shouldn't and then i shake my head and accept my fate; a seat in hell. but, i do try not to be mean, this site can be mean but it's first priority seems to be the lulz so I am just going to settle in for a bit and see how this goes.
 
Somehow missed this thread, but better late than never. I lurked this site for a little less than a year, but have been laughing at lowcows for almost a decade. I've been a part of many online communities, and have always been fascinated by retards, and spergs since I young age. I've never been diagnosed with any mental illness, but I've willingly exposed myself to so much :autism: that some has definitely rubbed off on me so bare with me.

TL;DR I'm happy to be part of the circlejerk
 
Hello kiwifriends, I am a long-ish time lurker and will likely remain a lurker for a long-ish time more. But I guess I'll take a moment to say thank you to you people for the laughs, feels, nightmares, and ever-interesting armchair psychology/sperging. I think the first thread I branched out to after CWC's updates proved depressing was the Peter Coffin one when that was a thing, lol. Now I'm at the point where I've seen more threads on pedos and dog molesters than I thought I ever would :c
 
I've lurked around and posted a few messages here and there, but I've never actually introduced myself. I'm going to take a risk and make a post in this thread detailing a few things about me and my ass stain of a life after I've posted elsewhere in the forums.

First, I'm a fan of tabletop and game design. I just recently started keeping an eye out for obscure, weird tabletop games.

Second, I'm almost constantly fighting impulses to sperg out in a destructive fashion. My time on here puts those impulses in a sleeper hold.

Finally, I'm an avid Christorian. My main motivation to join this site was to keep up to date on Chris's shenanigans.
 
So, I didn't intend to join. But the more I wander about and read things, or just randomly search and click on things... I love it. This is my new drug for sure.

I'm a versatile artist, and dabble in a lot of things. I have a knack of getting into things, or things happening to me that are all sorts of wtf.

I'll probably find a thread where I can post wtf stories about the weird shit that goes on join my life.

.... Like the nudist that reeked of mj. (the good kind) who wanted to shop in the store and have me take photos, to win a bet. He wrote a note and drew on it and everything....
 
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i lurked too long here, mostly cause the cows and their nature/chimping/interactions gave me pleasurable emotions during my free time reading.

i narrowly avoided the standard lolcow fate as a kid. all other personal details must wait until i get halaled. i can draw and write some but im a lazy autist so dont expect much.
 
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i lurked too long here, mostly cause the cows and their nature/chimping/interactions gave me pleasurable emotions during my free time reading.

i narrowly avoided the standard lolcow fate as a kid. all other personal details must wait until i get halaled. i can draw and write some but im a lazy autist so dont expect much.
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Why wait? We can speed up this halal process if you tell now.
 
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I am a long time lurker too. I think I came for the sad life of Andrew Dobson, and stayed for the real life soap opera that is Brianna Wu's trainwreck of a life. My most favourite cows are artcows, so I won't rule out any art sperging from my side.
 
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Hey all. I've been lurking for a while, but I finally decided to join and make a few posts. I originally found this place because of Chris-chan who I've followed on and off for a long time. I decided to stay when I noticed the thread on Assigned Male, which I've had a sick fascination with ever since I ran across it on ED. I'm equal parts disturbed and delighted to find that there are others just like me who enjoy watching internet train wrecks.

Plus, I'm curious about what's hiding in the Phil subforum.
 
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Hey all. I've been lurking for a while, but I finally decided to join and make a few posts. I originally found this place because of Chris-chan who I've followed on and off for a long time. I decided to stay when I noticed the thread on Assigned Male, which I've had a sick fascination with ever since I ran across it on ED. I'm equal parts disturbed and delighted to find that there are others just like me who enjoy watching internet train wrecks.

Plus, I'm curious about what's hiding in the Phil subforum.
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You can access the Phil subforum by clicking the donate button at the bottom of the page and following the links to donate. Then PM @Dynastia with your donation information for access.
 
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