Introduction Thread

[WW 635]

Done, check your PMs.

Must not have gone through. Send @DNJACK three high quality nudes to verify you are so you say you are.

 

[Cthulu]

Must not have gone through. Send @DNJACK three high quality nudes to verify you are so you say you are.

That pussy didn't PM me.

 

[Rat Speaker]

That pussy didn't PM me.

The re.tard PM'd me because clearly I'm your sock.

 

[Jerkop]

Hello,
I stumbled upon this site while I was doing personnal research on Yandere Dev (totally not looking for porn of him). That's how I discovered the wondrous life of CWC, Assigned Male and so many others... After many months of obsessive lurking, I finally joined.
Anyway, I thought I might as well introduce myself, so there's that.

 

[Laughs_Under_Lucricities]

Is this the right topic for new members? Hey there. Oh and I came because of Chris-chan. (Don't take that wording the wrong way)

And never mind, found the avatars.

 

[Dingus]

what up nerds
long time masturbator
first time ejaculator

been lurking on this corner of the web for fucking ages and decided to make a stupid account.

 

[WW 635]

what up nerds
long time masturbator
first time ejaculator

been lurking on this corner of the web for fucking ages and decided to make a stupid account.

There are no stupid accounts here, only stupid people behind the accounts.

 

[Dingus]

There are no stupid accounts here, only stupid people behind the accounts.

yeah that

 

[RG 448]

been lurking on this corner of the web for fucking ages.

You sure it wasn't SA?

 

[Octopuff in kumquat]

Just say my name. I'm as fun as it is.

 

[WW 635]

Just say my name. I'm as fun as it is.

I doubt that

 

[Eren]

I've been lurking since the boards were known as the CWCki forums.

There's no end to this rabbit hole. Might as well have fun on the way down.

 

[milkshaky]

Started lurking not too long ago, wanted to join after some stuff came up. So, hi.

 

[Sock Cucker]

I found the farms via the Gawker Clashtalk/Crosstalk/Gomi/Blogsnark clusterfuck. Gomi sucks as a website(never registered), Gawker stuff was fun while it lasted, and Blogsnark is too mommy-oriented.

You guys, however, are a fucking goldmine. If Hollywood can make The Social Network, they can make a movie about this place.

Thanks to all for the lulz.

 

[WW 635]

I found the farms via the Gawker Clashtalk/Crosstalk/Gomi/Blogsnark clusterfuck. Gomi sucks as a website(never registered), Gawker stuff was fun while it lasted, and Blogsnark is too mommy oriented.

Never heard of them.

You guys, however, are a fucking goldmine. If Hollywood can make The Social Network, they can make a movie about this place.

That's a terrible idea.

 

[Sock Cucker]

Really? Think about it. With a little artistic license, change the names of the spergs to protect the guilty...

Meh. Entitled to your opinion. Thanks for the feedback.

 

[Crazy Diamond]

Hi. Just wanted to say I've lurked here a long time and was compelled to join after I saw the SA Let's Player thread along with Bob Kamoc going on a rant about a video about Blue Yeti mics and getting called out by the person who made the video.

 

[Munehisa Iwai]

I ain't all that new. But I never really introduced myself.

Originally I had planned on joining when the whole Lokah/Loke artist shit went down since I had some juicy info. But I didn't.
I ended up joining because I had shit to say about some furries and thumbcramps. I was a long time lurker before this. Don't remember how I found this place.

My dream is to make a thread on the insanity of the Lion Guard/Lion King OC. Or at least that one kid ( well grown ads adult) who basically has made his Lion King OC that was a rip off of Kimba the White Lion (even had the same name). He had to make a new Twitter after pissing off furries since he begged a big name artist for free art of his "OC". He is still active and asking for free art under several different names.

 

[WW 635]

I ain't all that new.

Yes, you are

 

[Chill Fam]

Not necessarily a new member but I never knew this thread existed+never got a chance to properly introduce myself so...

I'm Chill Fam, and I am the most sardonic person you'll probably ever come across. I joined KiwiFarms because I felt like I could finally speak my mind without worrying about SJWs harassing and doxxing me. Plus, I enjoy a little schadenfreude every now and then.

I found out about this forum from a thread about a potential Tumblr alternative back in 2015-ish. I didn't join until much later though.