Introduction Thread

[BuffDahg__W/ACurl]

You getting angry at a lolcow, especially one like Russel, is fucking stupid. They're to laugh at, not get angry at. You even stated in that retarded thread you made that you hate Russel. So I suggest you lol calm down, and lurk more.

Dude I'm not actually angry at Russ lol. He provides hours of entertainment. I'm not even a little bit mad. I don't like him either, tho lol. Who does?


Also, ppl in his thread say much worse than "I hate him." You just wanted a reason to fuc k with a noob lol. Look at you defending Russy (a human better left in his father's sweaty grease caked palm).

Lol @ my thread being "exceptional" when it literally looks like every other thread on this forum (albeit less witty than the others). Dude you really got upset about your slop lipped beast. I'll make sure to insult him in every thread I see your exceptional font in.

 

[GS 281]

This is gonna b one of those days

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Lol

 

[A Hot Potato]

Dude I'm not actually angry at Russ lol. He provides hours of entertainment. I'm not even a little bit mad. I don't like him either, tho lol. Who does?


Also, ppl in his thread say much worse than "I hate him." You just wanted a reason to fuc k with a noob lol. Look at you defending Russy (a human better left in his father's sweaty grease caked palm).

Lol @ my thread being "exceptional" when it literally looks like every other thread on this forum (albeit less witty than the others). Dude you really got upset about your slop lipped beast. I'll make sure to insult him in every thread I see your exceptional font in.

You're a faggot.

I hope you get doxed.

 

[BuffDahg__W/ACurl]

You're a faggot.

I hope you get doxed.

For what, exactly?

Why is everyone shitting on me so thoroughly? Lol

 

[A Hot Potato]

For what, exactly?

Why is everyone shitting on me so thoroughly? Lol

Cause you're acting dumb.

Lurk more.

 

[BuffDahg__W/ACurl]

Cause you're acting dumb.

Lurk more.

I just discovered you folks a month or so ago. Guess I should probably resume lurking for a while but damn take it easy. Didn't mean to piss everyone off and become most hated within an hour.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Didn't mean to piss everyone off and become most hated within an hour.

Might be a bigger reason other than not having lurked enough...

 

[Clown Baby]

I just discovered you folks a month or so ago. Guess I should probably resume lurking for a while but damn take it easy. Didn't mean to piss everyone off and become most hated within an hour.

No one is pissed, just kind of cringing about how lame and awkward you are. It's not a big deal.

Don't come out swinging talking about how much you hate Russ, because hate leads to anger.

If you want to create threads, make sure you have a lot of content and there is drama in the cow's sphere and a reason for people to engage with the cow more than just "lol he puts crisco in his hair and sings badly" idk.

 

[GS 281]

None of you are better than anyone else just because you registered before them. Stop trying to swing your cocks at new people it is cringy as fuck and not funny at all.

Also, stop calling for new users to be doxed, you sound like speds when you do it, especially when you never doxed anyone but yourself. Just stop, please.

 

[LofaSofa]

I just discovered you folks a month or so ago. Guess I should probably resume lurking for a while but damn take it easy. Didn't mean to piss everyone off and become most hated within an hour.

Yeah it's best just to lurk until you're more accustomed to the way the farms work.

Take me for example, I lurked for like a year and then on my first day here I blended in seamlessly.

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[AF 802]

Yeah it's best just to lurk until you're more accustomed to the way the farms work.

Take me for example, I lurked for like a year and then on my first day here I blended in seamlessly.

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While I did less lurking than you probably did, and I've done fine.

Then again, I've experienced and read about the cow community for a good damn amount of time.

 

[Alca]

I am here to Lurk and perhaps contribute on certain individuals that Garner my interest.

 

[A Hot Potato]

I am here to Lurk and perhaps contribute on certain individuals that Garner my interest.

I like you already.

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

Hello. I am Drama Llama Ding Dong. I like to eat way more calories in a day than should be legal in some states, waste countless hours I will never get back online, and sleep my life away when I am not surfing the web, going on some random adventures around the world, getting free stuff off of the free sections of Craigslist and OfferUp, or pirating shiz on shady websites I've found on the Onion browser. All you can eat buffets are my jam. Potatoes are love and life. I'm a girl llama in case anyone is wondering. Not that it matters. But I like to share.

It is nice to meet you all. Stay safe out there and have a nice day.

 

[MangledTwot]

Hi. I'm MangledTwot. I'm some cunt from Australia. Nice to meet you.

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

Hi. I'm MangledTwot. I'm some cunt from Australia. Nice to meet you.

Welcome aboard.

 

[MangledTwot]

Welcome aboard.

Cheers c:

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

Cheers c:

You are very welcome.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

'Sup? The name's Jetpack Himmler, and I'm an unrepentant asshole with an unhealthy fixation on comic books and the duck-billed platypus. I ended up here when I googled "MovieBob" and "eugenics." Pleased to make your acquaintance(s).