Introduction Thread

[Plague Spectrum]

Have spent a lot of time reading the CWCki and this site due to my insatiable, autistic thirst for information about Chris. Primarily joined to participate in the Chris board, although I do read other lolcow threads and may post on those occasionally. Cheers.

Great to see you then. Welcome to the Farms! (I forgot this thread existed lol.)

 

[Casshern]

I joined because I got bored reading, and thought I'd contribute. I've been a lurker for about a year now, starting off with Chris and the CWCki and just dug deeper and deeper. I got some Lolcow threads in the works that I really can't wait to show off, so that'll be fun.

 

[Looney Tooney]

Joined since all other forums are boring as fuck and the farms seem to be my only source of amusement. Been lurking for some months now, but decided to try to contribute too.

 

[Fin Saipher]

Wut up!

Been lurking on and off for a couple of years, finally decided to make an account. Just wanted to comment and get some good laughs.

 

[Commander Cunt]

Hello kiwis! Fairly new, me lurk you long time etc etc, all that good stuffs.. I have a few questions if anyone can be bothered to answer pls. Basically I'm curious about ratings, and why I can only give certain ones and when/how I can give others (like "late", "semper fi",or "deviant"). I kind of remember a thread or board for newfags to ask questions, get the rules, get formatting help, info on starting threads and such but for the life of me I can't remember where I saw it or if it even exists. When I search for it this thread always pops up, so I thought I'd ask. Any info or a quick nudge in the right direction would be wonderful guys! Have a good night and carry on kiwis. You all are doing the Lord's work.

 

[Inquisitor]

Hello all. Name's Inquisitor and my hobbies include making fun of Tumblrinas and making incels cry.

 

[AF 802]

Hello all. Name's Inquisitor and my hobbies include making fun of Tumblrinas and making incels cry.

Any examples of your work, my good friend?

Welcome, by the way!

 

[Inquisitor]

 

[Edge_Beta]

Hello.

Finally wandered over here from ED after I saw how KF shit all over Mikev. I particularly enjoy watching that dick-nosed donkey be made fun of. So....thank you.

Now enjoy some boobs.

 

[Red Sun]

Hello. I've lurked for a pretty good while after binge-reading about Chris for a couple days straight. I'll be bummed that I didn't learn about Chris in his glory days for the rest of my life.

Hello kiwis! Fairly new, me lurk you long time etc etc, all that good stuffs.. I have a few questions if anyone can be bothered to answer pls. Basically I'm curious about ratings, and why I can only give certain ones and when/how I can give others (like "late", "semper fi",or "deviant"). I kind of remember a thread or board for newfags to ask questions, get the rules, get formatting help, info on starting threads and such but for the life of me I can't remember where I saw it or if it even exists. When I search for it this thread always pops up, so I thought I'd ask. Any info or a quick nudge in the right direction would be wonderful guys! Have a good night and carry on kiwis. You all are doing the Lord's work.

I'm pretty sure you have to be a supporter to use some of the ratings, which would involve giving Null money.

 

[Patamong]

Hello everyone. After lurking this place for over a year, I finally decided to make an account so I can better laugh at exceptional individuals.

I can't remember quite where I first heard of the farms, but this place has been an amazing time waster: between MovieBob, Dobson, Neo Anderson, whiteguysfartinmyface, Brad Watson, JTM, Maddox and pretty much every single person on Channel Awesome, I've gotten so much joy from here.

I'd been wanting to register for a while now, ever since the "autism blackface" MovieBob thing happened, but the whole Channel Awesome shitstorm and its fallout was the final push that I needed.

 

[Robot Teapot]

This is the first time I've typed something on a forum in about 10 years. I've missed this format tbqhwy. I've been a lurker in the past, and you can thank PewDiePie (what? Felix is awlrite) for me returning today, after featuring that f*cking thing known as 'Sexy Vegan' on his latest vid.

Anyway, yea.. Hi.

 

[Plague Spectrum]

This is the first time I've typed something on a forum in about 10 years. I've missed this format tbqhwy. I've been a lurker in the past, and you can thank PewDiePie (what? Felix is awlrite) for me returning today, after featuring that f*cking thing known as 'Sexy Vegan' on his latest vid.

Anyway, yea.. Hi.

Hi! Welcome back!

 

[James Howlett]

Hi I just registered. I loved following the old Chris sagas when they were happening in real time back in the day. Then after life/interest changes, he kind of fell off my radar. Then the Gamestop macing incident fell across one of my social network feeds and it was like finding your old favorite VHS in the attic. Started catching up on the cwcki, found the farms, and have been lurking for the past year I guess? Anyway, looking forward to participating in discussions about shenanigans. I've also become a fan of the antics of Assigned Male, MooMookun, and Dobson, and look forward to discovering other train wrecks.

 

[Commander Cunt]

Hello. I've lurked for a pretty good while after binge-reading about Chris for a couple days straight. I'll be bummed that I didn't learn about Chris in his glory days for the rest of my life.



I'm pretty sure you have to be a supporter to use some of the ratings, which would involve giving Null money.

Hey thanks for the info friend!

 

[Teal]

I've been a long time lurker. Never really had anything to add to the conversation, so I didn't bother registering until now. What made me decide to become active is related to Chris and his shedding of anti-male rhetoric as a reborn trans woman who is broadening his sexuality. Surely this will open up a new, wonderful chapter in his life.

Thanks for all the great entertainment y'all exposed me to the last few years

 

[Diabeetus]

Hey! I never formally introduced myself on here, I didn't know this thread existed. Sorry! Hope it's okay to do it now.

I've been a lolcow watcher for years. My top five are Maddox, Andrew Dobson, MovieBob, Timbox, and TheSpoonyOne (honorable mentions go out to Digibro and Kraut). Before signing up, I didn't have a place to talk about lol-cows consistently and semi-constructively, even though I'm hopelessly intrigued in them. I've only been here for 2-3 months and I love it. Thanks for all the great conversations and lulz, guys

 

[Paint by Numbers]

I've never introduced myself so I guess I may as well go ahead and do so.

I'm pretty sure I found this site after having the thought "what ever happened to that Chris chan guy". I can't really remember at this point.

I love cinema, long walks on the beach, and taking it up the ass in public. Hit me up for a good time, ladies.

 

[SirQuicksand]

Oh, well. I might as well start introducing myself to you fine, upstanding folk.

Okay, I found this site while browsing on the interwebs about lolcows but I think my memory's a little off here. But anyway, after lurking for so long, I decided to start an account.

I'd like to thank some of you guys for all the laughs and horrors you've given me.

 

[UW 411]

I rurk you rrrong time! Hiiii everybody!