Introduction Thread

[bruncket]

im a gamer who gets a lot of vagina and pusy and ass, im here to lurk and have good times. YEAH

 

[Figuratively Stalin]

I joined like 1 month ago but anyway:
I started lurking this site a bit before it closed for a while (nevar 4get) and joined very recently because my phone's old-ass Google Chrome I don't want to update because I don't like the new look won't play that one security video you gotta watch in order to sign up. Anyway I discovered this site because some faggot on a chat dared me to Google coldnessinmyheart and I stumbled upon the KF thread on her. I then started lurking the Tumblr subforum, then moved on to Community Watch, then to basically any thread that interested me.

I'm a professional kebab remover, available for birthdays, weddings and Bar Mitzvahs.

Also I'm not a communist. Nor one of (((them))) even if I hate kebabs.

 

[squooler]

Oh I didn't notice this thread.

Ex-SJW furry here. The farms have been surprisingly welcoming and informative with regards to shit I always thought was "off" but couldn't talk to my lefty friends about. Nice to meetcha.

 

[Not an_ime g_irl]

Hey, this is my introduction, there's no lube, bite the pillow.
I come looking for good excuses to make Photoshop garbage, I might or might not offer shitty advice and some kind of entertainment.
I will probably lurk a lot.

 

[FLAK]

I think I'll chill here a bit :3

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Been lurking for a while now, found this forum while browsing the CWCki a few years ago. Will probably be lurking a lot more.

 

[FakeinternetChick]

This site has been such a ridiculous time-sink as it is, figured I might as well join up and really fuck my productivity to hell. Who even knows how much I'll actually participate beyond rubbernecking lolcows for entertainment, but we'll see!

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Lurked long enough, and I thought I'd start participating.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Hey all. I stumbled across this place due to some lolcow drama, and it's kind of amazing. I think I'm in love.

 

[Ava_Merlot]

I've been a long ass lurker since 2014/2015? Made an account then promptly locked myself out of it (pro tip: never enable 2 factor authentication and hook up a corresponding app and then get a new phone), then made this one. I masquerade on tumblr as a "sjw/tucute/cringemaster" but really I just like the front row seat of the current tumblr dumpster fire!

 

[Tempest]

what was the previous name?

 

[Ava_Merlot]

what was the previous name?

Fuck if I can remember. It was some Japanese name thing. Think it was a name meaning truth seeker? Or some shit.
Figured if I had to make an account with no connection to me, might as well weeb out hard

 

[PantsFreeZone]

Hi, I'm PantsFreeZone aka Pants aka The Last Pepe aka Grollbar the Flatuent.

I tell dick jokes and shitpost. I found this site through a Diversity & Comics YouTube comment.

I've been banned from Twitter, Imgur, Facebook, Something Awful, Cracked, 4chan, ABCnews.com, The Hill, Media Matters, TMZ, The Hollywood Reporter, Deadspin, Jezebel... all Gawker media really, and CNET. And I look forward to being banned from here too.

 

[Esgee]

Hello. I've been on the Internet for a long time and now I am here.

Pleased to meet everyone.

 

[TokiBun]

Yo I'm AnxiousRobin. Female, love cartoons, video games, making art and writing. If anyone likes My Hero Academia hit me up!

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

AIDS is not a disease, it's a way of life.

 

[oh look another tomofag]

im new here what should i expect

 

[I Exist]

Autism.

 

[James Howlett]

I can't imagine signing up for the farms not knowing about weaponized autism.

 

[dunbrine47]

Everybody telling you to LURK MOAR.