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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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i may or may not have made a terrible mistake in doing this and i will probably end up getting horribly banned someday soon but who cares take it as it comes

i am glorious appaloosa horse and i go by about eight trillion other names which i go by on other forums! basically my entire magnificent story is that i lurk a lot and post a lot on other forums and because of it happened to stumble across the cwcki despite years of knowing at least something about the eponymous hero of all of humankind

also i have the dubious and incredible honor of serving three years on a forum chain filled with magnificent drama and people who have made quite a large number of statements that could be classified as awful to some degree or another so this is quite the culture shock and i'm pretty much going in to the "civilized" foruming community blind which is no doubt going to be quite an incredible experience from what i'm seeing here

anyways

edit 1!: have you ever felt awkward as all fuck because you're the latest poster and the latest user?
 
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appaloosa horse said:
i may or may not have made a terrible mistake in doing this and i will probably end up getting horribly banned someday soon but who cares take it as it comes

i am glorious appaloosa horse and i go by about eight trillion other names which i go by on other forums! basically my entire magnificent story is that i lurk a lot and post a lot on other forums and because of it happened to stumble across the cwcki despite years of knowing at least something about the eponymous hero of all of humankind

also i have the dubious and incredible honor of serving three years on a forum chain filled with magnificent drama and people who have made quite a large number of statements that could be classified as awful to some degree or another so this is quite the culture shock and i'm pretty much going in to the "civilized" foruming community blind which is no doubt going to be quite an incredible experience from what i'm seeing here

anyways

edit 1!: have you ever felt awkward as all fuck because you're the latest poster and the latest user?
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Oh boy. You're gonna have a fun time here. Welcome
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Here's a present
 
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O hai! I haven't interacted in a community in many years but Chris fascinates me. Discovered him years ago through a comment on a picture of him posted to cheeseburger, forgot about him for a few years and now I'm here and can't stop reading the threads because I already ran through the CWCki.

:heart-full: this seems like a nice place, hope I remember how to fit in. :biggrin:
 
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I probably should have posted here first, but hopefully doing so now will be okay. I'm AndesMints, and I look forward to discussing Chris and many other topics with you all.
 
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Pikonic said:
From such an esteemed user who's been here since day 1


Nah, you cool. Appaloosa is a pretty good card in BANG!
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i have no idea what that game is but i'm going to have to assume by the name that it is something worth checking out at some point
 
I am a 28 year old female...I am somebody's mother...and yet, since 2009, I have not been able to turn away from this trainwreck of a human being...when things slowed down, I went from reading the cwcki regularly to just checking to see what OPL was up to every few months. Now that things seem to be getting interesting again, I figured it was as good a time as any to admit my epic ween-itude and sign up for an account.

Boredest housewife ever.
 
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Overly long, awkward greeting. Failed attempts at humor. Awkwardly worded statement of how long I have been watching Chris as if it matters to anyone. Claim that CWC fascinates me for a highly specific yet completely irrelevant reason. More failed attempts at humor. List of ways in which I am like Chris followed by a claim that I am not anything like Chris. Failed attempts at humor, followed by irrelevant emoticons. Overly long, awkward, 10 paragraph ending about how much fun we're going to have. Irrelevant emoticons. More failed humor.

Or type meta get likes. Feel smart. Am stupid k.
 
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Hello everybody, saw this thread linked and thought it would be only polite for a formal introduction.
I've first heard from CWC in the comment section of Cracked.com from an article about bad webcomics (can't remember if Chris actually starred in it though). Shortly after he was mentioned again in Linkara's video of comics he'll never review. But I really dived into this madness just a couple of months ago and I perceived the CWCkipedia as some would see the bible: fiction regarded as truth. It took several videos before I realized "holy shit this guy is for reals and everything written is true - and Jesus will save me someday (or not since I'm technically Muslim).
I was actually pretty sympathetic towards Chris at the beginning but that lessened the more I got exposed to his own videos. Nowa days I'm just chilling around here, waiting till Chris will out do Miss Garrison at enraging the LBGTQ community (which I'm part off).

Oh and I like arts and writing, so I'll follow that section closely.
 
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Hello! I'm a new member, but old lurker. I don't think I would post much other than rate other users' posts. I just got an account because I was tired skipping images that needed an account to see. Plus, if I do want to post, I don't have to go through the hassle to register. I have a short term memory at times that I'm bound to forget what I wanted to post if I don't post it right then! Anyways, nice to meet most of you. Keep up the interesting and some times funny posts!
 
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Hello! I am sort of new. This is the first time I found this part of the forum.
Can someone answer a dumb question for me? How do you write something beneath your avatar? Thanks.
 
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Hello! I am sort of new. This is the first time I found this part of the forum.
Can someone answer a dumb question for me? How do you write something beneath your avatar? Thanks.
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Go to Personal Details and then fill in the Custom Title box at the top of the page. This is secret and treasured knowledge but I'm only telling you because it's your birthday.
 
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It's actually the custom title that shows up under posts. Status message shows up when you click the avatar/username.
 
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