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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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Hey everyone.

I haven't been involved with this kinda culture since 2008. Ive known OF Kiwifarms for a while but recently joined. Havent used a forum of any sort since Middle School. Shit.

Anywho. Nice to meet you all!
 
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Hey, I'm Ghost Dirty. Been lurking for a while, at first mostly the Schofields and CWC, then I looked around a bit more and got sucked in by the lolz. The leg-and-dairy demonolayer Staphanie Crimson Claw is what got me to finally sign up.

Also I'm a recovering SJW so when I started reading here I got all butthurt and offended; now I don't even cringe when my coworkers say re+ard. So thanks KF, you've made me a much chiller person already!
 
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iron jack said:
Thank you Kiwi farms. I don't even know what this website is, BUT! I live in Australia and I am sick of the censorship. I saw your response to the NZ police. You are Legends. I got a vpn and now I can view anything. Well done guys!
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No. What I think you guys don't yet understand is I know who the majority of you fucks are, just from monitoring IP addresses in and out if this "proxied" website .yeah, I have a higher IQ than many others my age, and to top it all off, I have a huge knowledge on computers . GL chums. You guys found it OK to bash on furries, the MAP community and me. You'll pay one way or another. karmas a bitch.
 
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The Fool said:
No. What I think you guys don't yet understand is I know who the majority of you fucks are, just from monitoring IP addresses in and out if this "proxied" website .yeah, I have a higher IQ than many others my age, and to top it all off, I have a huge knowledge on computers . GL chums. You guys found it OK to bash on furries, the MAP community and me. You'll pay one way or another. karmas a bitch.
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calm down grandpa
 
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Well, you obviously need to lurk more, but you didn't post some sob story about your dad beating you like that other shithead as your first post so great job i guess?
 
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Give Her The D said:
calm down grandpa
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To be fair, you have to be pretty autistic to understand Kiwi Farms. The mockery is very subtle, and without a solid grasp of lolcow psychology most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Null's repressed paedophilia, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from his collection of Samuel Collingwood Smith porn, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual exceptionalism to truly appreciate the depths of these cows, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Kiwi Farms truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dynastia's random doxxings, which itself is a cryptic reference to his self-hatred of being a gas-huffing Abbo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Joshua Moon's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jace Connors tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
 
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iron jack said:
Thank you Kiwi farms. I don't even know what this website is, BUT! I live in Australia and I am sick of the censorship. I saw your response to the NZ police. You are Legends. I got a vpn and now I can view anything. Well done guys!
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Make sure to use VPN, don’t post identifying info, and remember that r.etard and m.ilk are word filtered.
 
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The Fool said:
To be fair, you have to be pretty autistic to understand Kiwi Farms. The mockery is very subtle, and without a solid grasp of lolcow psychology most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Null's repressed paedophilia, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from his collection of Samuel Collingwood Smith porn, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual exceptionalism to truly appreciate the depths of these cows, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Kiwi Farms truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dynastia's random doxxings, which itself is a cryptic reference to his self-hatred of being a gas-huffing Abbo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Joshua Moon's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jace Connors tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
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hey, fuck you, that's my edit of the rick and morty copypasta. give it back
 
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