Introduction Thread

[Eris!]

I forgot how to log into my old account because i'm a colossal retard

 

[yourfinancials]

Hello. I am new. I have been following the drama of various people and events ever since trump got elected. Which got me following some lol cows on this web site. Question when will onision go to jail for all his shenanigans? That boy needs to be locked up.

 

[Iselda]

Hey everyone,
Been lurking ever since Nick Rekieta first mentioned the site on one of his live streams many months ago. It's been good fun laughing at some threads and facepalming at others, so I decided to make an account. It's been over a decade since I registered on an internet forum and actually intended to make the occasional post, but I'll do my best to not run afoul of any formatting or procedural taboos.

A bit of vague/generic information about me:
- I play vidya games and write/DM tabletop RPGs In my free time.
- Until recently, I was a bit of a weeb.
- I've hosted a podcast for over half a decade, but we're so far past our prime that listenership is down to double digits.
- And lastly, I'm a small business owner in what I've been reliably informed is the most evil area on planet earth by New Yorkers and Californians... the South-Eastern USA.

Nice to meet y'all.

 

[Celandine]

Hello people!
I made this account a few days ago, but I just noticed that there is an introduction thread, so I thought why not do this now. I found out that this website existed like a week ago (if not a bit more). I was most interested in the SJW art thread at first, cause honestly, it's just amazing. I also had a folder filled with SJW art for some time now, so I can share my findings with the masses. My main interests are animation, art, movies and kinda music.
Can't wait to explore this website further than I already have! ✌

 

[RomanGuman]

The fantastic Null's feederstreams brought me on this site. I've been watching those since the beginning. Sailing through oceans of piss, I found ED, /cow/ and now Farms.
I'm mostly a lurker, but I occasionally wanted to reply or share something. I guess it's a common courtesy to write something here so here I am.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

The Lord of The End Times
Clever birds
Bitter nerds
Still trippin'?
Caught slippin'?

Murdering fools since I was a zygote

Spoiler: You can't kill the Messiah

 

[What about dongs?]

Hello, I miss Internet forums, so I hope that this one is good.
Let's go laugh at stupid shit now.

 

[dopedodo]

Hi. I heard this place was literally the worst, but LCF was getting boring.

 

[SquishThatCat]

Long time lurker, I'm just here to laugh at and discuss exceptional individuals and all that.

 

[Take Your Pills]

Hey there. I’ve been lurking a while now. I’m a bit of an insomniac, so I often read forums for something to do.
Still don’t know all the rules/formatting yet (probs because I’m usually half asleep), so if I make a mistake, forgive me.

I do love seeing a good lolcow wreak havoc on society. Though I would not want to be in their firing line, that’s for sure. Seen enough crazy I know not to touch that with a ten foot pole. Not irl, anyways.
Also, I love art, writing, and animals.
Let’s see how long I can last before I ragequit, huh?

 

[HoneyBadgersOfOats]

I've been lurking the threads for almost a year now so I decided to just make a account. It's weird using a forum for the first time since 2008.

 

[couponbug.com]

Hey gamers, what's for lunch? I've been an eternal lurker everywhere I go, but I heard having an account makes lurking here easier, so here I go. Maybe here is where I'll finally start loading opinions and other garbage onto this big truck we call the internet. Or I'll just repost stupid pictures in the stupid pictures threads.

 

[Esmeraude]

What's good y'all? I initially made an account to offer some insight in the whole todokaras thing, but I've been lurking here and there since then. I recently remembered my password so I'm going to be actually participating since I've been trying to get away from the chans and Twitter, but still want a place to be online.

 

[Bender]

Hi, I'm Malfunctioning Alcoholic and I'm probably an alcoholic.

I take pleasure in laughing at lolcows so I can feel better about myself. Right now I'm invested in the WEEB WARS, because it's producing a fuckload of drama and the the lulzworthy seem to be magnetically attracted to it, so it's the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Gaijin]

Hi. Signed up a couple of days ago, only now realizing that I should probably do a proper greeting in here. Really loving that this type of forum format still lives!

Also, who is Joshua Moon? Aside from being the glorious leader, I mean, lol. Link to his profile, any one?

Have even more questions after Google search

 

[Snake Eyes]

I've been here since 2017 (or earlier), but I've just been lurking like a snek... but anyways, late and gay.

 

[Potato Duchess]

Hi!
Been lurking for a long time and decided to make an account. Maybe I'll feel more comfortable posting more in the future. It's been a warm welcome so far so thanks for that!

 

[{o}P II]

I forgot the login details for my old account @{o{P after deleting cookies
please forgive my dementia

 

[Onslaught]

I'm new, a guess a newfag? I hope not. Oh well.

 

[Offen Ded Tardreee]

I too have been a lurker for a couple years and finally made an account here. I forgot my manners and failed to introduce myself the other day also. Now someone feed me while maintaining a body positive attitude.