Introduction Thread

[Decarabia]

The usual "been lurking for months/years, wanted to join in". It feels bad not to have an account with the amount of time I'm spending here lately.

 

[The Splat]

Hello, The Splat here (couldn't find any better ideas for a username so I just used the last thing I looked up for a username). Been lurking on here for a few weeks, namely trying to make sense of Mr. Enter/Growing Around (still confused) and just now made an account.

 

[Mel Feasance]

Hello all. Long time lurker. Had an account briefly, but went to jail for a few months and forgot the pass.

 

[Vetinari]

Greetings. Long time lurker here too. DSP was my introduction to the farms years ago. Looking forward to being a bit more active with the community here.

 

[Proud Ginga]

Another long time lurker here. I've loved looking at weird shit here for years now and I finally decided to make an account. Glad to be here with you all.

 

[No Nuts No Glory]

Ayyy also a lurker, though only since last November. The lolcows feed my need to see the world crash and burn so why not come enjoy the shit shows firsthand.

If you want to know about me, I'm an artist who draws and designs cutesy characters and sleeps about 95% of the time. Bet you can't guess my favorite food though.

 

[Niggaplease]

Sup I'm just your average nigga

 

[Pee Cola]

Long time lurker, first time caller.

I recently rewatched the TempleOS / Terry A. Davis episode of "Down The Rabbit Hole", which reminded me to mooch around KF again. Got sucked into reading some lolcow threads; they're a great form of therapy for self-hating autists who want to feel a bit less shit about themselves. Thanks for that, KF.

 

[Villified]

test

 

[Video_games]

I just come here for the lols

 

[Pajamas]

Hello! PULL went to shit forever ago, so I jumped ship to the other farms, and now that they've become unbearable, I'm finally migrating here. Honestly wish I had sooner!

 

[Rusalka]

I wanted to do something that contributed to society after I became the very type of person my Mom and Dad had warned me about. Apart from that, the lols. God only knows, medication only goes so far.

 

[clyde1VP]

Wassup, how ya doin?

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

I was born a poor black child.
I remember the days sitting on the porch with my family. Singing and dancing, down in Mississippi.

 

[Silver Chariot]

I was born a poor black child.
I remember the days sitting on the porch with my family. Singing and dancing, down in Mississippi.

cool

now go back to the plantation

 

[TravelPussy]

I stare at my username with regret. Like a bad tattoo. Apparently I had travel and pussy on the mind.

 

[DukeOfNimonia]

So...who's this DukeOfNimonia person? Well, it's a long story. Grab a glass of your favorite libation and settle down.

My history begins with the Hal Turner message board, back in the year 2000. I remember hearing about 9/11 on that board. In 2002, something called NIMBusters came along. I got on board and started posting. We had some colorful characters back in the day - ZZDiesel, Vonbluvens, SLEDGEHAMMER88, DeLorean, BigBoa, and Gabrielle. Then Stan (the admin) had a stroke and gave NIMBusters to MickeyTTT at Hate and Flame. When MickeyTTT pulled the plug, I established Nimbusters III on lolcow.tv (Much respect to @Null for allowing us on your server.)

My nickname was used by a guy named TimeLORD till he got sick of the madness and quit Nimbusters. I claimed the nick for myself. This was in 2014.

I'm currently active on the *chans, F2BBS, F3BBS, CampIdiot, and Discord. I used to be active on EncycDramat, but that's only good for shitposting now. The admins just can't get their act together.

Who I am, personally...just another autist living in the backwoods. I'll readily admit to that. I'm actually pretty boring, tbh.

Well, that's enough for now. I look forward to participating more.

 

[Iuz]

Guess I may as well do one of these.

Originally came here a few years ago for updates regarding certain post 2016 Election furry related drama, after having the thought of "This person must have a ED article about them, right?" Then discovering this site after my intuition was proved wrong and employing Google search.

Though now, I pretty much just lurk Articles and Happenings while occasionally crossing back over to Animal Control and beyond. Decided to finally make an account, like so many others after Null hid the Off Topic Board in December.

As for me personalty? I'm just a boring autistic nobody on the Internets.

 

[lolibear]

hi

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

Let me kiss your freckles. I ain't a simp, I swear.