Invention ideas thread

[ShahOfIran1979]

What are your ideas for inventions? Please do not steal my or anyone else's ideas.

1. candy that you can eat off the floor
Ever drop candy or chocolate and feel weird eating it then? How about we make candy that cannot get you sick when it lands on the floor. It will also be shaped like a maraca and will always land on the circular side, that way, you can eat it off the floor without licking the ground.

2. Organs that heal organs
so many people in the world have problems with their organs, like when they drink too much and their liver fails. We should use piano organs to heal this organs.

3. Ai-generated noise maker
So many people get robbed because no one thinks anyone is home. What if there was an ai generated noise maker thing that could constantly broadcast human noise loudly. That way, no criminal would rob your abode.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

A toast holder, so when you drop the toast the holder prevents it from touching the floor and landing butter side down.

 

[MrTroll]

Some kind of hand-held device that lets you control your TV from your couch.

 

[Kalamazoo 2 Timbuktu]

Can someone please steal my ideas and invent kitchen cabinets that are also a dishwasher. No need to unload.

Or a self cleaning toilet. Like you push a button, the lid locks down tight and there’s a tornado in my toilet that leaves the whole thing sparking clean and fresh. It would be best if it you could program it to run at set times, like my sprinklers.

Thank you in advance.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Interesting, I may create in the future another thread for a tangential topic. Well, here's mine:

· D/??? Eraser: model_X001:

Please do not steal, this is proprietary hardware; if you don't comply, you will be terminated.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Voice chat feature in cars so I can call someone a retard for hogging the left lane

 

[Rungle]

if you stitch multiple stomachs together, you will be able to create energy by just feeding it shit.

 

[Yugica]

2. Organs that heal organs

I've had ideas about this, but it gets far more transhuman and towards biological immortality than people might be wanting(as it'd also be effectively a big gene therapy thing and would replace the host's genome). The name I came up with it originally was something like the "Rejuvenator organ" and the idea is that it would employ and produce a kind of modified killer cell(they do what their name implies and kill off cells that don't meet certain thresholds in your body and are very important to reducing the rate at which you develop cancer and age) that would essentially check for a kind of biomarker in cells. If the cell lacked the biomarker then it'd begin a process where it copies the epigenetic information(this is how your cells differentiate despite all sharing the same genome. Epigenetics is basically further instructions on your genome guiding what to make proteins of and what not to, in short) and then destroy the original nucleus of that cell and replace it with its own. The new cells would have the ability to rapidly heal and would avoid scarring too so they could heal a wound or a limb instead of just being permanently damaged.

The secondary function would be for the organ to also produce other kinds of stem cells with a very rigorous process to make sure no mutations occurred in the process before sending them off to certain areas. Other cells would try and break down scar tissue itself to make new space available for those cells to occupy. If you were ever curious as to why cirrhosis of the liver produces so many lumps on the liver, it's because the liver is trying to regenerate itself but the scar tissue forces those cells to grow outward as there's no space remaining in the now scar-tissued dominated liver.

I had an idea about a secondary organ(I named something like the "Mitochondriarch") too that'd specialize in pruning and maintaining mitochondria throughout the body as those are also important as far as aging goes. The problem though is that if you include the heightened regeneration and near biological immortality that it'd very likely impact childhood development and you may need to compensate a lot for that by having kids grow up even slower as more bioenergetic resources are put on maintenance of the body itself and resisting mutation and aging. This also means that mutation rates in people would plummet, so we'd be slowing our evolution down dramatically outside of artificial intervention(e.g. genetically engineering ourselves further).

Can someone please steal my ideas and invent kitchen cabinets that are also a dishwasher. No need to unload.

What about a kind of dishwasher that cleaned one dish at a time? Like you inserted a plate and then it'd rapidly clean it before sending it through another port? People could probably make a fancy version with some kind of AI to adjust where the dish is put in a special cabinet too. Also your self cleaning toilet idea is genius.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

An electric file for my pets claws called the "Pet E File".

 

[Breadbassket]

Chainsaw with a cupholder.

 

[Skitarii]

Ai-generated noise maker
So many people get robbed because no one thinks anyone is home. What if there was an ai generated noise maker thing that could constantly broadcast human noise loudly. That way, no criminal would rob your abode.

This would be a terrifying invention, all things considered. Think of all the potemkin villages that could be populated by AI-generated noise. I'm sure this would be useful for espionage/military purposes, and I'm sure insurgents could find a use for it too.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

simultaneous cock-milker and prostate-play exoskeleton

 

[Lovely Kin]

A time machine. No, it's not original. I want to see and live in the past.

A bathtub/shower where you can choose whatever scented soap and shampoo that you desire. It will also come with options to give yourself a spa treatment as well which can help after long stressful days.

 

[Chongqing]

I actually have an idea for an invention that I think will work. I'm asking my relative to help me make a prototype. It's something I desperately need in my daily life due to a medical reason. It's something billions of people could benefit from.

I don't want to tell you what it is because I believe it will take off and I don't want to phonebook myself.

 

[Grub]

Can someone please steal my ideas and invent kitchen cabinets that are also a dishwasher. No need to unload.

I think this exists, it's called a dishwasher. If you installed several of them side by side and stacked some and just tied all the drains together it would achieve your goal.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

A PET scanner emits positrons (antimatter). What if that could be utilized somehow for space propulsion?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Any device that could make coffee and allow me to listen to encrypted police communications would be money well spent.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Automatic butt wiper.

 

[the rat]

a robot girl that isn't a robot

 

[Love me not]

A.I. powered autonomous tattoo vending machine. Pick the body part you want tattooed and put in your prompt. select one you want grafted on to you and stick your appendage inside.

Dick Tattoos cost extra.