Is a person an overgrown, borderline-functional zygote if they don't know how to cook for themselves?

Any man who cannot cook for himself is a bumbling idiot and a fool. A man must be able to cook for one's self, it's a necessity. If you cannot cook yourself, you are a below human troglodyte who will inevitably live off of processed foods and endocrine disruptors, or be a dickhead who will force their spouse to cook constantly because they're too inadequate to cook them a nice meal every now and then. Cooking your own food is the most important part of one's health too, and you'd be incredibly vain to think otherwise.
 
Being in your 30s and having no idea how to cook anything but ramen for yourself is not a good prospect.
 
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