After several minutes of intense research i have developed a very thorough theory… is
@byuu in fact the same byuu we helped murder a few weeks back? If true, is this definite proof that non-binary furries have access to the internet in the afterlife? If so, would it be furry heaven or furry hell that would permit them access to the farms?
That's a good question.
One would assume that Furry Hell would have all internet blocked
except for Kiwifarms, and maybe some nice Mormon family blogs. However, let's be honest here: Kiwifarms hosts a lot of stuff that furries fap to. Contextually, the fur fetish material on Kiwifarms is posted for the sake of mockery and commentary, but for a Furry trapped in Furry Hell, would that matter? A picture of Jin the Coyote shitting his pants is a picture of Jin the Coyote shitting his pants, whether it's posted to Twitter for the benefit of his coomer buddies, or posted to Kiwifarms so people can laugh and talk about what a dingbat he is.
So, Furry Hell would probably block Kiwifarms, too. At the very least, they'd block access to Animal Control, and possibly Rat Kings and BP as well.
As for Furry Heaven, you'd think that furries in Furry Heaven would have plenty of Yiff sites to hang out on. But you have to remember, a lot of furries get off on humiliation. It's the age old question: "would a masochist be happy in heaven?" The answer is no,
unless Heaven made accommodations for him - which, in this case, would be access to Kiwifarms.
Therefore, we must conclude that Byuu is in Furry Heaven.
(evidently, suicide is not a mortal sin in the eyes of Furry God. This makes sense intuitively, as even Furry God would likely prefer nonbinary furry bugmen to Minecraft themselves)
