Is gooning good for your brain?

[Poison]

I heard that it improves your concentration and hand-eye coordination.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Well, gooning is just doing evil things and trying to win over the MC of whatever kid's cartoon show you're watching, so, it might.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Obviously fucking not.

 

[Poison]

Obviously fucking not.

Could you elaborate?

 

[Susan-O]

What the heck is even "gOoD" gooning?

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

Could you elaborate?

Nigga it's 2025, not 1972. This is common knowledge.

Chronic masturbation is not healthy. Overstimulation leads to desensitization to sexual stimuli and dulls the natural dopamine response that comes along with doing the deed, which directly negatively affects your libido, and chemically harms your perception of sex and sexual impulses.

It also quickly develops into compulsive behavior which then materializes in outright addictive behavior. Do not become a porn addict. It's not good.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Gooning has many benefits. It allows you to be part of a larger organization which will definitely benefit you in terms of friendship and team building which is of course a big part of maintaining good mental health. Doing what Da Big Boss says is also a simple way to live, what you lack in personal decision making you more than make up for with straightforward goals and lack of frustration in being unsure about what you need to do. Gooning also requires much physical activity which is guaranteed to keep you in shape and maintain a strong cardiovascular health in a time when heart disease is one of the biggest problems. As mentioned hand-eye coordination is improved when you throw dem mugs outta Da Big Boss' office.

Overall, gooning is both mentally and physically beneficial as well as stable employment.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

Alright, get in

 

[SandyCat]

Nigga it's 2025, not 1972. This is common knowledge.

Chronic masturbation is not healthy. Overstimulation leads to desensitization to sexual stimuli and dulls the natural dopamine response that comes along with doing the deed, which directly negatively affects your libido, and chemically harms your perception of sex and sexual impulses.

It also quickly develops into compulsive behavior which then materializes in outright addictive behavior. Do not become a porn addict. It's not good.

Don't listen to him OP he just doesn't want you to know you get secret powers if you goon long enough

 

[Nicholas Gur]

No. Post nut clarity is actually detrimental in excess. It's like taking medication that introduces synthetic chemicals into your body at such high doses that you stop making it naturally.

 

[LarpBait]

@BNWO can you fact check this?

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

What if you replaced the G with a C???

 

[Sean Shemmy]

On opposite day, gooning's good for your brain.

 

[Poison]

What if you replaced the G with a C???

Gooninc?

 

[dick brain]

I've heard it leads to a reduction in grey matter but I never looked into it because it doesn't affect me personally and I don't care about anybody who isn't me.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Reject gooning retvrn to tradition.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Theoretically, yes. It's possible that it could be used in conversion therapy, maybe you can fix faggotry by rewiring the brain by conditioning faggots to goon 24/7 to straight porn and administering shock therapy to them for exhibiting any faggy behavior.

Generally speaking, however, no.

 

[Pruto]

Only if you do it as amazingly as I.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Professor G. Raf's answer is the only correct and relevant one here, I would like to add that you won't be needing such things as unions, health insurance etc if you're a part of such a healthy and professional organisation. It's all included automatically. Do join them.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I heard that it improves your concentration and hand-eye coordination.

This is so goofy that I'm wondering more about whether you made it up or read it off some Big Pharma site