Is it a sin to troll homeless ppl?

[Skitarii]

This scabbie couple came up at the corner store and asked for some cigs, so I gave them an empty packet that I filled with gummy worms instead. Do I need to confess this later??

 

[King Fructose]

Not at all. Cigs are bad for the lungs. Gummy worms just make you fat, which a homeless person probably needs. You did a good deed.

 

[WinnieTheJew]

Not at all. Cigs are bad for the lungs. Gummy worms just make you fat, which a homeless person probably needs. You did a good deed.

That's right. Nothing wrong with feeding the needy. Good to see my fellow Kiwis making the world a better place.

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

I wish I could get a cigarette packet full of gummy worms.

 

[Sphere]

Next time offer them a beer bottle full of cold piss

 

[WinnieTheJew]

Next time offer them a beer bottle full of cold piss

If it's a Bud Light bottle he won't even know.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

No, but I’m disappointed that you didn’t marinate said gunmies in fecal matter.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Nah, It's good clean wholesome fun. Give then a counterfeit $100 bill. That leads to good times.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I used to carry cards for a temporary labor company and hand them out to beggars downtown. "Oh, you want money? Take this: they'll give you more than I ever could."

This was while I was also homeless. Fuck the homeless.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm in favor of equal opportunity pranking, I don't care if you have cancer, if you're sentient you're getting pranked.

 

[MediocreMilt]

No. Homeless people are unpleasant and bother decent folk with their incessant demands: "Please feed me!" "I need drugs!" "This cough won't go away and I keep passing out!"

If they don't like the push-back, they should stop being poor.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I used to carry cards for a temporary labor company and hand them out to beggars downtown. "Oh, you want money? Take this: they'll give you more than I ever could."

This was while I was also homeless. Fuck the homeless.

Well, I have to agree with the guy who was homeless if he says to fuck the homeless, and not in the literal sense. That would be like fucking a public toilet for most of the long term bums.

No. Homeless people are unpleasant and bother decent folk with their incessant demands: "This cough won't go away and I keep passing out!"

I'd tell them to get back to me once it becomes frankly hemorrhagic in nature, then I might be able to do something for them.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Well, I have to agree with the guy who was homeless if he says to fuck the homeless, and not in the literal sense

There are a rare few who are out there because they can't (not won't; can't) get their shit together, but the vast majority of them are just bad, hedonistic, dissipated people.

The good homeless are indistinguishable from your working poor because that's what they are. They work, buy their meals, hit up the mission for a shower and some supplies (maybe laundry) and then get the fuck away from the open-air asylums and get some rest. We can remove these people from consideration because they're not a blight on society.

The rest ought to be bagged, tagged, detoxed, sorted into crazy/not crazy and sent to the funny farm or the work farm until they figure their shit out. If you want autonomy then you should have to learn not to live like an animal.