Is it ethical to play Van Halen's 'jump' with a boombox when somebody is about to jump off a building? - Trannies on bridges excluded, those are always ethical and should be pushed too

[cybertoaster]

What are the social implications? will I get promoted to VP? am I a go-getter for literally going and getting the boombox instead of convincing the jumper to not do a flip (faggot)? where is the splash zone in these situations? will I get aids if I'm standing in the rainbow crossing?

Let's debate...

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

It's imperative that you do so. You either save a life or make the moment really metal.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

i stole the cat picture, heccing funi.

 

[Hellwalker]

It would be badass so yes.

 

[Tablet County]

A suitable alternative would be Dream On by Aerosmith, as demonstrated in this popular internet meme:

 

[Rango Dango]

ethical? i dunno
funny? yeah

good enough for me

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

yes, next question

 

[MadStan]

Ask Sledgehammer.

 

[snowdunes]

The only unethical thing here is that if they hesitate and you don't have extra songs lined up incase of such a situation.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

This would be better.

 

[Baumstriezel]

as an active KF user, I cannot speak of morality, but I can say that, if I was about to swan dive onto solid concrete, I’d settle for nothing less than Van Halen. Although I think Fučík’s “Entrance of the Gladiators” would also work, if you want to get a bit avant-garde with it.

 

[Lovely Kin]

Yes, but you should sing along too.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Go to that one bridge and play it

 

[Hamstirer]

Van Halen sucks. play Fly like an eagle by Smb.

 

[Hamstirer]

Go to that one bridge and play it

Tom Petty free falling for that.

 

[Idiotron]

No, you're only allowed to play less known songs with "JUMP" in the chorus.

 

[Positron]

You should play Pointer Sisters or Madonna instead.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

I would have gone with this number, personally.
R. Kelly-I Believe I Can Fly

(this no thumbnail shit is starting to get really fucking irritating)

 

[Gravekeeper's Vassal]

Depends....are they trans?

 

[ChompChomp]

Is it ethical to potentially land on someone and kill them, too?

Is it ethical to traumatize those who might witness the event?

Is it ethical to leave a giant mess for some poor schlubs to clean up?

Play whatever music gets them off the roof the quickest.