Is it ethical to take the flatware when you go to a restaurant?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

They got plenty of forks and spoons back there. They won't miss a couple, right?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

If you’re a gypsy, sure

 

[Kosher Dill]

If they're all a matched set it's considered inappropriate to steal them, even if you take the whole set. Mismatched single pieces are fair game, you're doing them a favor.

 

[DankSmoker]

I think you should aim higher, like trying to nonchalantly walk out with your chair. If you get caught you can use it to block the door.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I think you should aim higher, like trying to nonchalantly walk out with your chair. If you get caught you can use it to block the door.

That is actually a great idea. Ladies love a bad boy so they will get super turned on. Next time I go on a date, I'm stealing a chair.

 

[DankSmoker]

That is actually a great idea. Ladies love a bad boy so they will get super turned on. Next time I go on a date, I'm stealing a chair.

I'm hoping you get that chair and win that lady's parts, bro.

 

[someonenew]

No bro you are not an gypsy or an nigger

 

[DankSmoker]

No bro you are not an gypsy or an nigger

We don't know that, he could be both!

 

[allthewaydowntotheballbag]

I see nothing wrong with it but the owner would kick your ass if he caught you.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I see nothing wrong with it but the owner would kick your ass if he caught you.

I'll just tell him that my great grandpa was an Indian so my people believe that eating utensils belong to everyone and if I can't take them he's a colonialist racist.

 

[Chadikus Maximus]

If you are American and the restaurant demands 30% tip then yes you basically already paid for it

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Only if you work there. Otherwise you'd be stealing dirty flatware from the table which is just gross.

It also has to be some high-end place, not a damn Denny's or Golden Corral.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Given a generous-enough tip, most waiters might look the other way...

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

My mother steals knives.
But only steak knives.
From really nice steakhouses.

She claims any place that sells a steak for mire than 50$ includes the knives for free but I am entirely sure that's not true.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

The only acceptable item is a cup you carry out absentmindedly and only realize on the drive home

 

[King George III]

Denny's had good butter knives, for knife hits.