Is it illegal to show up to random parties pretending you were invited so you can get free food and drinks?
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Only if you eat and drink your fill before they tell you to get the fuck out.
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Everything in America is illegal because they have 2 Million laws and if they don't have a law for it then all they need to do is hire a kike to sue you for 20x your net worth in Civil Court.
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It's a fox pass but im pretty sure it only becomes illegal if they kick you out and you refuse to leave or if you preform other illegal acts like stealing their cat or double dipping a chip
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I do this all the time and I've never gotten arrested. This isn't even a joke, I actually do this. I WILL eat all of the tomatoes from your party dish and drink all the milk out of your fridge.
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I bring an esky to parties claiming its full of beers when in reality I'm raiding their cheesekeepers for delicious cheese.
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nope & if you do it right you'll get invited to all future parties too. We spent the better part of my 20's partying for free each weekend at random strangers houses.
1. wear a loud shirt
2.have plausible excuse ready as to why you're there
3. lock & load your best jokes. One liners, dad jokes, self deprecating, knock knock, both clean AND dirty. Do a cursory nigger check of course before doing your best Dave Chapelle or Richard Pryor routine.
4. The moment you see a bottle or box of beer getting low offer to go out & restock.
5. If you're holding then share that around.
6. keep your dick in your pants. We're here to drink & eat not fuck.
7. Use your real name.
8. Don't lie just be creative. You're not a "plumber" you're a "liquids transfer engineer". You don't collect Funko pops you invest in PVC futures.
9. Do not show up drunk. It's ok if you're in a public place like a pub or club and well into the night and you're "joining" a group but if a private residence yeah nah best to really curb your enthusiasm for the booze.
10. You have to simultaneously be John Candy, Ron Swanson & Rodney Dangerfield.
godspeed my fellow gatecrasher
1. wear a loud shirt
2.have plausible excuse ready as to why you're there
3. lock & load your best jokes. One liners, dad jokes, self deprecating, knock knock, both clean AND dirty. Do a cursory nigger check of course before doing your best Dave Chapelle or Richard Pryor routine.
4. The moment you see a bottle or box of beer getting low offer to go out & restock.
5. If you're holding then share that around.
6. keep your dick in your pants. We're here to drink & eat not fuck.
7. Use your real name.
8. Don't lie just be creative. You're not a "plumber" you're a "liquids transfer engineer". You don't collect Funko pops you invest in PVC futures.
9. Do not show up drunk. It's ok if you're in a public place like a pub or club and well into the night and you're "joining" a group but if a private residence yeah nah best to really curb your enthusiasm for the booze.
10. You have to simultaneously be John Candy, Ron Swanson & Rodney Dangerfield.
godspeed my fellow gatecrasher
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I think you're right, even if you don't get caught that doesn't mean it's not.
Would be similar to having your house being reformed, with the doors open and the workers going in and out, then someone pretending to be a worker and you letting them in unknowingly.
The factor they would have to prove though is use of deceptive practices and maybe malice, because there's a fine line if you literally told them "come in, you're welcome to the party".
Like if it was just a random person & you invite them, and they accept, that's not trespassing.