Is it possible to shove an 8 ft. Turd Back In Your Ass and Re-poop it out later?

[Bob's Vagene]

Like can you just shove it back in, watch some vids on YouTube, take a trip to the store, walk around with it up inside you for a few hours, and then finally let it back out? Anyone ever try this before?

 

[Some JERK]

Why don't you try it and report back to us?

 

[Vingle]

Why not? People do walk around with buttplugs. Only problems is if it's stiff enough to nok break when handling it.

 

[Penis Drager]

Why not? People do walk around with buttplugs. Only problems is if it's stiff enough to nok break when handling it.

Just freeze it first. Barring that, some tubing oughta work as a makeshift poo enema.

 

[Grog]

You CAN NOT produce a better version of Poop called Poop 2 by ingesting Poop 1 and then excreting it again.
Poop 2 DOES NOT exist and any claims to the contrary are debunked conspiracy theories.
YOU WILL stop asking about Poop 2.