Is it true doing nofap gives you god like powers?

[SandyCat]

I heard if you don't jerk off for a whole year you can transcend into a higher state of being

 

[dick brain]

No it just turns you into a normal person.

Which I guess to coomers and gooners might as well be godlike powers.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Only if you're also a virgin over 30.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

The powers are reserved for those that truly believe, so just doing no fap for the powers will get you no where, you need to give up all physical desires.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Gotta make sure you wear that chastity cage too though to make sure you don’t get tempted.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

It is true! Thanks to nofap I can rip a boat in half and seal it back up with FlexTape!1!

 

[JethroTullamore]

Also you can still cum, you just have to do it by anal stimulation so it’s technically not cheating and you relieve some pressure, it’s bad for your prostate not to get a little relief from time to time.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

After 180 days of not masturbating. I have enough energy to rip a boulder in half and I mean RIP a boulder in half.

 

[Feral Postie]

Only if you're also a virgin over 30.

If you're 30+ and a virgin you should have gained wizard powers regardless.

 

[SandyCat]

No it just turns you into a normal person.

Which I guess to coomers and gooners might as well be godlike powers.

There's a difference between a coomer and gooner?

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

There's a difference between a coomer and gooner?

well, one cooms while the other is still gooning.

 

[TroonsDid911]

No Fap just makes you a pretentious quack with prostate cancer. To truly ascend to another level you must use the Ultimate Coom technique:

 

[LurkTrawl]

After about three-five days your body starts recycling it. So... no, you just start recycling coom.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Gotta make sure you wear that chastity cage too though to make sure you don’t get tempted.

Also you can still cum, you just have to do it by anal stimulation so it’s technically not cheating and you relieve some pressure, it’s bad for your prostate not to get a little relief from time to time.

If you ever want help with drinking, let me know.

 

[Spud]

I'm on day 3 and I can sense women and pin point their location by their scent alone, after a week I can detect what part of the ovulation stage their at. Not recommended at all, I can't sleep anymore.

 

[JethroTullamore]

If you ever want help with drinking, let me know.

What if I want help with chastity?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I haven't fapped in 420 years.