Is Reverse Rape the "New Coke" of rape?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Cuz you got Rape Classic, that's the baseline classic that everyone loves.

Then you got Rape Zero, which is coercion, all of the rape with none of the guilt.

You got Diet Rape, and that's that Japanese train groping shit they're into over there, more rapey than Zero but not rapey as Rape Classic .

So I figure New Rape, has to be reverse rape, where the woman rapes the man, it's a new twist on a classic flavor but not everyones a fan of, however it enjoys a much smaller but dedicated fanbase.

Thoughts?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I find Coke Zero tastes more like real Coke than Diet Coke does. This makes your entire analogy fall apart.

Rape is like Dr. Pepper. There's a different knock off brand at every gas station and grocery store and they are very similar but just not the same as the real thing.

 

[dick brain]

You are both fools, for rape is like water -- something all men and women thirst for, yet turn instead to frivolous and saccharine corruptions of its basal purity due to the fabricated pressures of modernity.

 

[DankSmoker]

Based on the pfp you must be into cherry coke then.