Is Sonichu a Demon? Has Chris been possessed?

José Mourinho

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I read something on the CWCki that freaked me out. Apparently when Chris was in college and was having discipline meetings with Mary Lee Walsh, he started to "talk with" Sonichu out of thin air, all in his imagination. Then all of a sudden, he was talking as Sonichu! That's frightening! Put yourself in MLW's shoes as you have a big smelly manchild in front of you suddenly pretending to be manifested by his imaginary friend. But why would Chris allow himself to be manifested by the being he had created? Has he been doing any sick, twisted rituals similar to the occult in the past to allow Sonichu to exist in this world?

This reminds me, there have been many instances of Chris being a super creep and have been taken into Demonic context... He once tried brainwashing, there's creepy Ivy videos, when he slaps himself in "Shut-Up Brain" and "Wake-Up Brain" and when he pretended to be Christopher talking to Christian. He also purpoted a story about the soul of Christopher Chandler existing in the yard. How does Chris know this? Does Sonichu tell him by seeing through the spirit realm? Surely, Chris playing with demonic entities is not doing him good through the years.

Surprisingly, all this leads into him becoming a "Tomgirl" or a better way to put it, and Androgen. A Wicked demon named Baphomet represents Androgyny. Androgyny is being girly & boyish, pretty much. Thus, the demons in CWC's life have fully manifested. This is why he can't find love. He chose the wrong path in life, by creating a Demon and playing with it. It's almost like he sold his soul to Satan but Satan did not want the soul of this sweaty fat manchild fuck and gave him a shitty life regardless.
 
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I made up something like that too - what if Chris summoned an evil spirit named "Sonichu" back on that fateful day when that mean old teacher wouldn't let him use Sonic and Pikachu on that CD cover? Chris' life certainly wasn't kind to him since.
Like I said, in other similar thread, being posession departament representative, we have no business with Chris, we don't care for his soul, and being that much retarded doesn't mean he was possessed by any demonic entity.

I mean, come on now, why would imaginable result of anime incest be posed as a fuckin' demon, bruh.
 
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I’m sure there is a Chick tract that will explain how demonic possession can turn you into a fanook.

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When I said like 2 months ago that Chris getting obsessed with occult tarot and shit will end badly and he will eventually rape and/or murder barb I got like 41124 autistic stickers GUESS WHAT I WAS RIGHT BITCHES DEMONS ARE REAL

On a sidenote, 100% of troons are demon-possessed.

"HE WHO IS EMASCULATED SHALL NOT ENTER THE ASSEMBLY OF THE LORD" (Deuteronomy 23:1)
 
You must've spent a lot of time on the paranormal board back in the day if you're aware of the self-induced schizophrenia fad. "Tulpamancers" are fucking nutty.
I had the dubious privilege of meeting a self proclaimed “tulpamancer” in college. She was insane indeed.
 
You must've spent a lot of time on the paranormal board back in the day if you're aware of the self-induced schizophrenia fad. "Tulpamancers" are fucking nutty.
I knew one a couple years ago and honestly he could probably have a thread on this site if people ever found his online presence. Constantly talked about them from telling me about feeding to them to describing drama between them in detail, obsessed with writing dumbass sigils for fake languages he made up, huge ween including preying on a (genuine) schizophrenic mutual friend for fun and intentionally drove him to suicide, after which he felt no remorse and made jokes about him immediately after the news broke that he died. But despite not feeling bad in the slightest for causing his friend's suicide he is mortified at the thought of someone "killing" a tulpa.
 
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Yes I believe that Sonichu is a demon. Look at what Chrischan and Nick have become! Both were Christan at one point only to devolve into degenerate sexpests.
 
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