Is the etymology of "lolcow" at all related to Bart Simpson's "Don't have a cow, man!" - Ay caramba!

[Glory To Arztotska]

I must satisfy my curiosity because all lolcows clearly seem to be having a figurative cow by nature.

 

[We Are The Witches]

No, it's probably related to "milking them for lols/amusement" (get it? Because they're a cow).

Multiplícate por cero!

 

[Solomon Bundy]

I always thought it meant "don't give birth to a calf" (as in "relax, you're way too upset")

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Are you guys really that dumb or are we just pretending for funsies
They're lolcows. You milk them for lols. I get that the meaning is kinda lost because nowadays you're not allowed to touch the cows but still it seems pretty self explanatory.