Is there an easy way to get waffle iron burns out of a penis?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Asking for my friend who was unjustly fired from the Waffle House. I didn't even do anything wrong!

 

[CallmeCicada]

No, but now you can play tic-tac-toe while you pee.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

only thing to do is cut it off and let a new one grow back like a lizard's tail.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Kerrygold salted butter, applied liberally to shaft

 

[Marc]

Get a tan.

 

[GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8]

Become a woman