Is there such a thing as a forced lolcow?

[Da Grim Reaper]

Like, someone who's intentionally obnoxious, annoying, and loud as a way to obtain lolcow status, as opposed to being a lolcow naturally? Sometimes putting their personal life at risk just for that sweet thread on KF perhaps?

 

[Pruto]

The only actual forced lolcow would be one who is forced to act retarded at gunpoint.

 

[Named User]

Isaac/Vanity

 

[eatler]

Wasn’t kengle this?

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Dominic Schmidt is one of the most annoying wannabe lolcows. He orbits random e-celebs and acts like a massive faggot constantly.

He's also clearly posted on KF before trying to receive attention.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dominic-schmidt-scares-me.97178/

I don't know why anyone would (willingly) devote their life to being a massive attention whore.

 

[Hannibal Lecter]

@mitsuba :3

 

[Vriljami]

Gail is a forced schizocow who just repeats what her handlers tell her to say. As opposed to natural, organic beauty of the schizocow Terry.

 

[Metallic Blood]

PreciousLeaf fits the description quite well.

You could argue that "trolling" doesn't count, but being an ironic retard still makes you a retard.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Vlad/@Manny Pardo. He's just an attention whore who associates with pedos like Cyraxx and a-logs legit lolcows like Zoey