Is this the correct board for schizoposting? - A prophecy for good fortune. The question is a formality.

Molag Bal

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So, there is this idea that basic divination doesn't predict the future, but causes it. That most prophecies have no supernatural component to them, and are self-fulfilling simply by virtue of being ushered.
In spirit of this, I will now lay out a prophecy for good fortune.


A boar and a mare will clash once more.
An ogress will find happiness with the swamp.
The cartographer will strike down the gremlin that enslaved him.
The veiled monster and its trainer will withdraw to the obscure.
A white seed shall drift in the waters of the all-consuming dike.

The mistress of the advocate will grow restless and act out.
The deceptive Saxon will face the blade of the Saracen.
The tamer of the snake will trip and be devoured by the eunuchs.
The painter of untold horrors shall turn against the servants of the beast.
The spineless prince will be nailed to a cross by the dregs he broke his oath to protect.
A king loathed by many will surround himself with leaves and then return to his duties unchanged.

The dead emperor's puppeteer will rise to the throne, and her flames will consume the empire forevermore.



Edit: If and when any of the above comes to pass, I will necro this thread and explain it.
 
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Welp, since the final line has been permanently prevented, I might as well necro the thread anyway to resolve the ones that either happened or were permanently prevented.
>The spineless prince will be nailed to a cross by the dregs he broke his oath to protect.
Matthew Prince getting betrayed by trannies and internet censors. He has been consistently getting ganged up on and fucked with on several levels. Him caving on kiwifarms only emboldened the people that were hounding him for hosting it.
>A king loathed by many will surround himself with leaves and then return to his duties unchanged.
DSP returning to his normal content after the whole kino casino crossover arc dies down. The crossover thread in the DSP board did come to a halt, so I will guess this did come true until proven otherwise.
>The dead emperor's puppeteer will rise to the throne, and her flames will consume the empire forevermore.
Kamala Harris winning the 2024 election and completely destroying the US within the span of 4 years or funnier yet, replacing its entire government apparatus with Indians, effectively turning it into a colony of India. Unfortunately didn't happen, we're getting 4 more years of impotent cheeto emperor instead. It might be funny, but not as funny as total collapse or batshit pajeet insanity.
 
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