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BurtyDrappedCreifs

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Isn't Chris due for another Facebook whinefest of "MY LIFE SUCKS! TROLLS RUINED ME! I CANNOT FIND A SWEETHEART AND SNYDER IS A DIRTY JEW! MY LIFE IS AWFUL AND I HAS A SAD!"?
 
The optimist in me hopes that the poll results made something click in his head, but most likely he just (:_( again.

Or he can't type while cuddling with his mother.
 
Varis said:
The optimist in me hopes that the poll results made something click in his head, but most likely he just (:_( again.

Or he can't type while cuddling with his mother.

Yeah, you see glimmers of realization in some of his FB posts like "if i'm so handsome how come everyone ignores me?" and "right. i'm ugly as hell".

but then he just sort of drops the ball and wanders off because those realizations are unpleasant, and Chris has made a life around ignoring unpleasant things.
 
Chris is not the kind of guy that can produce regular updates remember
 
DangDirtyTrolls said:
Chris is not the kind of guy that can produce regular updates remember

:snorlax: keeps on on a pretty tight leash and it causes so much sturess.
 
Maybe Chris is actually tired of posting Facebook posts.
 
Varis said:
The optimist in me hopes that the poll results made something click in his head, but most likely he just (:_( again.

Or he can't type while cuddling with his mother.

He already reacted. He furrowed his brow. That's actually quite a bit of exercise for Chris and he's probably worn out.
 
Holdek said:
Varis said:
The optimist in me hopes that the poll results made something click in his head, but most likely he just (:_( again.

Or he can't type while cuddling with his mother.

He already reacted. He furrowed his brow. That's actually quite a bit of exercise for Chris and he's probably worn out.

This. Add in a stress sigh and he could be out for the week.
 
He had a bunch of people inform him he was ugly then possibly found out that Megan got even hotter. So much fuel for his victim complex.

The most impact the poll will have on his life is he'll just add "and I'm apparently ugly |):(" to his facebook pity updates. I doubt Chris really believes there's something wrong with his looks even after the poll. He might consider it for a nanosecond but then shift his thoughts to how mean other people on the internet are for saying he's unattractive.

Or maybe he got a new DS or Vita game and totally forgot about it.
 
If I know anything about Chris, he is reveling in his misery right now. Self-pity to the extreme. He probably treated himself to a few extra sweet teas.
 
he only goes online when he can snag free wifi and i don't think barb has let him out in a while
 
Varis said:
The optimist in me hopes that the poll results made something click in his head, but most likely he just (:_( again.

Or he can't type while cuddling with his mother.

Brother, he will just say that we are trolls. Chris believes what he wants to believe, man.
 
BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
He had a bunch of people inform him he was ugly then possibly found out that Megan got even hotter. So much fuel for his victim complex.

The most impact the poll will have on his life is he'll just add "and I'm apparently ugly |):(" to his facebook pity updates. I doubt Chris really believes there's something wrong with his looks even after the poll. He might consider it for a nanosecond but then shift his thoughts to how mean other people on the internet are for saying he's unattractive.

Or maybe he got a new DS or Vita game and totally forgot about it.


Megan got hot? Whats that about?
 
NiggoFiggo said:
BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
He had a bunch of people inform him he was ugly then possibly found out that Megan got even hotter. So much fuel for his victim complex.

The most impact the poll will have on his life is he'll just add "and I'm apparently ugly |):(" to his facebook pity updates. I doubt Chris really believes there's something wrong with his looks even after the poll. He might consider it for a nanosecond but then shift his thoughts to how mean other people on the internet are for saying he's unattractive.

Or maybe he got a new DS or Vita game and totally forgot about it.


Megan got hot? Whats that about?

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exball said:
NiggoFiggo said:
BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
He had a bunch of people inform him he was ugly then possibly found out that Megan got even hotter. So much fuel for his victim complex.

The most impact the poll will have on his life is he'll just add "and I'm apparently ugly |):(" to his facebook pity updates. I doubt Chris really believes there's something wrong with his looks even after the poll. He might consider it for a nanosecond but then shift his thoughts to how mean other people on the internet are for saying he's unattractive.

Or maybe he got a new DS or Vita game and totally forgot about it.


Megan got hot? Whats that about?

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Well, "hot" may be a little extreme, but she didn't devolve into a triple-chinned nightmare.
 
She's doable. Wonder how she would fare if she was smiling in that picture? We know the reason she won't smile though...

EDIT: I MEAN THE TROLL QUEEN IS LOOKING MIGHTY FINE 10/10 WOULD DO AGAIN.
 
exball said:
NiggoFiggo said:
BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
He had a bunch of people inform him he was ugly then possibly found out that Megan got even hotter. So much fuel for his victim complex.

The most impact the poll will have on his life is he'll just add "and I'm apparently ugly |):(" to his facebook pity updates. I doubt Chris really believes there's something wrong with his looks even after the poll. He might consider it for a nanosecond but then shift his thoughts to how mean other people on the internet are for saying he's unattractive.

Or maybe he got a new DS or Vita game and totally forgot about it.


Megan got hot? Whats that about?

-snip-

Wearing grandma clothes ironically i see
 
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