It's my one-year anniversary of having a Kiwi Farms account. What do I do?

Your account is finally old enough to learn the secret - all KiwiFarms members actually live in New Zealand which is in fact a population made up only of us. Null, being the true head of the shadow government, has through threats and coercion kept this secret tightly... all who try to reveal it end up as lolcows with no credibility or are put out to pasture in "CWCville". You are now both allowed and mandated to join out community, start packing your bags.

Don't worry about outsiders or young accounts seeing this message/order, to them it will simply appear as "I hate niggers!" due to the dimensional merge.
 
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