ITT we design Saw-style traps the fella above us would not survive

Good evening @Patrick Bait-man. I wanna play a game.

Hope you enjoyed last night's escapades. I would ask about your partner but we both know her fun ended prematurely. The sautéed por que mon clown shark you had for dinner contained not just a slow acting sedative but also a heart stopping poison. The antidote is inside the intestines of one of the piranhas located in the fish tank below to your left. Your bound hands and feet shouldn't be as much of an issue for you as it was for her; I suggest you act fast as the poison in your body has also been known to make a man's movements sluggish as well as painful. "Don't play with your food" as they say.

Live or Die, the choice is yours.
 
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Patrick Bait-man said:
Hello @MS Paint Gigachad. I wanna play a game.

Infront of you is a screen and a drawing tablet, and attached to your right hand is an explosive device. The goal: Draw a hyper-realistic depiction of the Gigachad meme, in Photoshop. You have 60 minutes to achieve this.

Live or die, the choice is yours.
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Hello @Patrick Bait-man. I wanna play a game.

In front of you is a plain, slightly crumpled business card, and attached to your right hand is an explosive device. Take it, enter the next room, where your colleagues are, and compare business cards with them. The goal: Remain calm and do not murder them. You have 24 hours to achieve this.

Live or die, the choice is yours.
 
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Hello @MS Paint Gigachad. I wanna play a game.

A woman named Stacy will enter the room in just a few moments to proposition you for sex.

But an explosive device with a shaped charge has been grafted to your prostate. It can detect changes in blood pressure as well as detect the flow of semenal fluid.

Should you have sex with stacy, as chad always does, then the device will explode through your dick and balls, and your intestines will fall out of your gaping wound onto the floor

Live or Die, the choice is yours.
 
Hello @BlaireWhitesBottom2. I want to play a game.

In front of you is a wall of televisions, playing continuous loop of "based" tranny porn. But wrapped around your dick is an explosive device. Touch yourself, and it goes off.

Live or die, the choice is yours.
 
Good Morning @The Ugly One, I would like to play a game.

The rules are simple, soon, your gen x era television will start playing and you will DIE if you point at the screen like that Brad Pitt meme.
 
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Hello @AnsemSoD1, introductions are for faggots so lets cut to the chase.

You are not allowed to post BBC/tranny/rape porn for 5 hours or else your peepee will explode. I want you to use these next 5 hours to take a shower, touch grass, and talk to some women.

We're all gunna make it brah!
 
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Hello @AnsemSoD1, introductions are for faggots so lets cut to the chase.

You are not allowed to post BBC/tranny/rape porn for 5 hours or else your peepee will explode. I want you to use these next 5 hours to take a shower, touch grass, and talk to some women.

We're all gunna make it brah!
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Hello @AnsemSoD1 - To escape this cell you must write me an essay about your favorite part of New-Star-Wars.
 
Hello @AnsemSoD1 :

To escape this cell, you must run on a treadmill for 5 miles nonstop. The speed will get progressively faster, and the incline will get progressively steeper.

There is a cage all around you, so if you stop or try to cheat, you will fall and the belt will sand your skin off.

Live or die, the choice is yours.
 
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Hello @Skitarii

I observe that you are a techpriest of the adeptus mechanicus.

In front of you is a toaster. It's been rigged with a sensor and a bomb. If you stick your dick in it it will explode. Other than that you may leave the room anytime.

Good luck.
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Errrrmmmmm ACK-shually, that stereotype is not true and very offensive. As a tech priest of the Adeptus Mechanicus, I must warn you that your behavior is inappropritate and promotes hateful biases. Lets all work together to make the world a better place. You can start by taking your meds.

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Meat Target said:
Hello @AnsemSoD1 :

To escape this cell, you must run on a treadmill for 5 miles nonstop. The speed will get progressively faster, and the incline will get progressively steeper.

There is a cage all around you, so if you stop or try to cheat, you will fall and the belt will sand your skin off.

Live or die, the choice is yours.
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Hello @Meat Target. In order to prevent your head from being blown off, you must hold your gun like a nigger.

Good luck
 
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