ITT: We Write a Story Using Only Song Titles

[William F. Clinton]

I'll begin:


Date Rape

 

[GaryGray]

in the "Hall of the Mountain King".

 

[Orphaned Punk]

Do You Want To

 

[Lovely Kin]

Tell Me

 

[Absolutego]

How We Used To

 

[Oliver Onions]

Dig Gravedigger Dig

 

[GeekUSA]

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

 

[Beardless Lenin]

I Cum Blood

 

[William F. Clinton]

, I Ejaculate Fire

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

, I Ejaculate Fire

, Paper Mache, Cabbages & Kings.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

and it makes me,

 

[Ventrue]

Bitch.

 

[The Last Stand]

Joan Crawford

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Joan Crawford

, Ar A Ghabhail 'N A 'Chuain Damh!

 

[Toilet Grenade]

and

 

[Lovely Kin]

Now

 

[SNEED.EXE]

, I'm Fat

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Moo!

 

[Coberald]

Kill that nigga

 

[Whatevermancer]

Kill that nigga

every day