itt you are an ugly mutt who has just been sorted into Slytherin House by the sorting hat

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The boy with missing teeth saunters over to the Slytherin table, the entire feasting hall in silent awe. He sat next to a Jennifer and a Jason, of the burbs, his trailer park heart clutched with icy fingers. The Jasons looked with contempt and the Jennifers had a range of reactions; most rolled their eyes, a few were already planning how to use this mismatched and unfortunate creature to their own ends. The boy smiled. "Let's waste those fucking Hufflepuffs." he said in a voice that had surprising confidence that mismatched his nebbish appearance.
 
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The mutt rises his shirt showing his pot belly, on it is a 3 dollar tattoo with "siltharon" written on it
"Got me my race pride tattoo I tell what! heyack!"
 
I commit a magical school shooting for shits and giggles after pretending to jack off my wand while saying Abra Cadabra. It was just a prank guys, I swear!
 
Guys I don't know what you're on about, but real witches and wizards solve differences with words and fists and working hard.

Wait wait wait are you telling me this is a website for horses and horse trainers? Oh geeze no wonder nobody gets it.

What kinds of things do horses like to read about?
 
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Dumb Bitch Smoothie said:
I commit a magical school shooting for shits and giggles after pretending to jack off my wand while saying Abra Cadabra. It was just a prank guys, I swear!
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You know it's not nice to spread panic in a city by saying things like this. Instead of shooting up a school you should volunteer at a soup kitchen, do the dishes, read a book, or tell your retarded friends that you want something better and go join a gym

By the way I never liked the term "shooting up" because you're not shooting up you're shooting left and right and inward, missing the actual cause of your frustration and resentment
 
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Yezidi Fan Club said:
You know it's not nice to spread panic in a city by saying things like this. Instead of shooting up a school you should volunteer at a soup kitchen, do the dishes, read a book, or tell your retarded friends that you want something better and go join a gym

By the way I never liked the term "shooting up" because you're not shooting up you're shooting left and right and inward, missing the actual cause of your frustration and resentment
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I commit a magical shooting and because I was a good boy who dindu nuffin I take up knitting in magical prison
 
Dumb Bitch Smoothie said:
No my wand turned into a machine gun because I'm American
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Just get an invisibility cloak and steal some sodium cyanide tablets (which are used for gas chambers) then some acid. After that all you need is a caldron. Move everything into the sleeping area of the "house" you want to kill and the chemistry do the rest.
 
LaxerBRO said:
Just get an invisibility cloak and steal some sodium cyanide tablets (which are used for gas chambers) then some acid. After that all you need is a caldron. Move everything into the sleeping area of the "house" you want to kill and the chemistry do the rest.
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Hufflepuff BTFO
 
There's actually a 5th house, the Dindunuffins, where all the darkies and muzzies get sorted in.

Their insigna is a coon working the fields and they study the secretive black arts of melanin magic.
 
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