The game would be remade into the PSX styled game, because ""modern audiences"" tranny hearts retro demakes of video games done by zoomers who were in still in their dad's ballsack by the time Crash Bandicoot got released on the Playstation 1 and still fail to understand that games from that era looked like that due to graphical, sometimes budgetary limitations and not because it was a deliberate quirky choice.
Steven would have zippertits and wear a binder (you can pick which the color and which patterns it has), you would also have emergency troonshine shots in your inventory that you will have to use when Steven gets anxiety or dysphoria from interacting with NPCs that accidentally trigger him by deadnaming him or saying something he doesn't like, if he doesn't he kills himself and you get a game over because real DOOD representation matters.
The show that Steve's little brother would be watching would be replaced with the 10 hour footage of whiteys self-flagellating themselves instead
of a wild west gore show, because violence against wholesome native people is a no-no even if its satire.
A new extra task to join the Lodge would be added where you would have to listen and learn from a black woman for 5 hours
because A BLACK WOMAN IS SPEAKING LISTEN AND LEARN.
References to murder, suicide and death will be referenced by terms such as unaliving and self-terminating since
the "modern audiences" head explodes when you mention taboo words related to taboo topics without sugarcoating.
Mr Pottsdamn could be a fat rights activist and a pedophile rights activist.
I think replacing him with Ethan Ralph would be a fine choice tbh.
When you catch him with Karen in the cemetery he convinces Steve that it’s not his fault that he’s attracted to children, it’s society’s fault.
