ITT: You aren't forced to go anywhere, don't worry you can open this thread safely. - A friendly alternative to a frightening, growing problem.

[Chin of Campbell]

Sucker.

Your wallet or your life. Don't make me do this the hard way.

 

[break these cuffs]

 

[jameskopp]

Don’t take my 2 nickels away!

 

[W'rkncacnter]

Here! Take it!

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i keep my wallet attached to my penis. you'll have to take it out of my pants.

 

[The Connected Nose]

Oh no, you just got a card that will be instantly reported that you can't use (tied to an account that has way less than you probably think), and a phone that will be used to tell the pigs exactly where your dumb ass is.

Congrats, OP. You played yourself. Enjoy prison, stalker child.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

*adjusts my glasses*
Oh, how entertaining.
*OP fires his gun but I'm suddenly I'm nowhere to be seen*
*Teleports behind OP*
Nothing personnel, kid.
*Draws my katana*

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Take my bussy sir, please just don't kill me!

 

[legtard respecter]

you're here forever

 

[TenMilesWide]

Your wallet or your life. Don't make me do this the hard way.

that's an airsoft gun, nice try buddy.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Oh my god! He gots a Puerto Rican credit card!

 

[the rat]

if it's a fight you want then it's a fight you'll get, buddy

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I can't believe someone misled me. On the Kiwi Farms of all places.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I suppose you’ll want to ravish me, too?

 

[Hellwalker]

I know you don't mean to shoot me. I'm sure we'll become great friends

 

[Core Theorist]

You faggots are surrounded. Do what the man says, or else.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I just escaped from the Diddy party.
I'm buck naked and covered in 3 gallons of baby oil.
I don't have my fucking wallet you dumb nigger.

 

[Super Malario]

I pull my pants down and shit myself as a power move

 

[Calandrino]

Take my life, please!

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Nigga you do realize that my wallet is empty because all the money is on my bank account because bank robs me every month.
I can give it to you but unless you interested in 10 year old wallet, discount card for a local grocery store, a book store, gym membership card and some pocket lint you not gonna happy.