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Imagine you're a stay-at-home-mom of two, pushing 30, and married. How do you get clout in social-justice circles? Come out as a "he/they" lesbian, of course! That's what Seattle-area snowflake Jaecyn Boné did via several bizarre posts on Facebook and Twitter, which left people scratching their heads at how utterly nonsensical her reasoning is. Not only did she appropriate lesbianism, she attempted to redefine it to include heterosexuals like herself, which caused her to receive massive backlash on Twitter.
Boné currently identifies as queer, nonbinary, aromantic, asexual, transmasculine, autistic, and psychotic. She also claims to have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, PCOS, chronic pain, OCD, ADHD, depression, anxiety, and PTSD. She claims to walk with a cane, though it isn't seen in any of her photos or videos. It seems Indonesian-American is the only identity of hers she didn't make up, though her autistic behavior is a bit more authentic than most other self-diagnosed autists.

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Lesbianism
Boné's epiphany that she's a lesbian (read: straight) was just the beginning of her troublemaking. She thought it'd be a good idea to straight-splain lesbianism and erase the entirety of LGBTQWERTYHIV+ identities in a thread (archive) of tweets that was widely mocked.


If you expect anything she says to make sense, you're expecting far too much of her.

Asexual heterosexuals? How does that work?

Look at that ratio! If lesbians date men and can be men, the word has no meaning, so Boné's desire to appropriate the term seems pointless. Maybe I'm missing something. None of this makes sense.
Not satisfied with getting ratioed just once, Boné turned her sights on bisexuals next.

Once again, she rendered terms meaningless in her attempt to be inclusive. Activism!
More word salad:



"Muting this thread" - oh no, that's ableism!

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Reactions to the thread were overwhelmingly negative, hence the ratio. Despite the abject failure of this thread, Boné felt the need to humiliate herself on the internet again a little over a month later with a new thread of identities she (mis)spoke for.
Disability
Boné identifies as autistic and considers herself a disability rights activist. However, her most recent thread (archive) landed her in hot water with autistics because she was ableist in the way only a condescending wokescold can be. Most of the thread is just her complaining that words like "stupid" and "lame" are forms of ableism. In the thread, she also claims she is "psychotic" but does not give a specific diagnosis. It's likely that condition, like her autism, is made up.
Now, here's the real winner from this thread. According to Boné, "empathy" is a form of "ableist language to avoid" because autistic people can't feel empathy.

Needless to say, both autistics and normal people didn't take kindly to this, and Boné was ratioed once more. This time, however, she attempted to issue a feeble apology (archive):

Not even her fellow snowflakes believed her apology.

Other Projects

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Boné considers herself a poet and author despite having published very little. Her first book, about fairies, is tentatively set to be released within the next year, though she's been working on it for the past ten years so I doubt that'll happen. A short story she wrote was featured in Chimera: an Anthology (a) earlier this year.
Her work for Limeoncello magazine (archive) does not feature any of her writing, but she is listed as an editor-in-chief. The digital publication has had two small releases so far focused on pronoun people and their stories.
She also sells used alternative fashion on Poshmark (archive). Her main complaint with a large number of the items she's selling is that they didn't fit her flabby frame.
Four years ago, she was trying to get (archive) into the alternative makeup and modeling world, but it seems this venture was sidelined.
She's now doing art commissions on Ko-Fi:

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According to her LinkedIn (a), she's hoping to go to Puget Sound University soon to major in social work and art therapy, AKA get herself into a fair bit of debt for no tangible benefit. She served in the Navy for 5 years and seemed normal before jumping on the pronoun bandwagon. She was 19 in this picture:

Links
Twitter (a)
Facebook (a)
Old Facebook (a)
Instagram (a)
Instagram 2 (a)
Old Makeup Instagram (a)
Pinterest (a)
Steam (a)
Ko-Fi (a)
Etsy (a)
LinkedIn (a)
Her husband Joshua's Facebook (a)
Baby registry for their second child, Indie Lynx Hill (a)
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