Snowflake Jaecyn Boné / Charli Boné / Jaecyn Hill / Jexxabella Dee / TheFaerth / fuccubus27 / themme_fatale27 / jexxamua - Married mother of two LARPing as an autistic lesbian, self-diagnosed disorder collector, claims lesbians can date and/or be men and autistic people don't feel empathy

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Imagine you're a stay-at-home-mom of two, pushing 30, and married. How do you get clout in social-justice circles? Come out as a "he/they" lesbian, of course! That's what Seattle-area snowflake Jaecyn Boné did via several bizarre posts on Facebook and Twitter, which left people scratching their heads at how utterly nonsensical her reasoning is. Not only did she appropriate lesbianism, she attempted to redefine it to include heterosexuals like herself, which caused her to receive massive backlash on Twitter.

Boné currently identifies as queer, nonbinary, aromantic, asexual, transmasculine, autistic, and psychotic. She also claims to have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, PCOS, chronic pain, OCD, ADHD, depression, anxiety, and PTSD. She claims to walk with a cane, though it isn't seen in any of her photos or videos. It seems Indonesian-American is the only identity of hers she didn't make up, though her autistic behavior is a bit more authentic than most other self-diagnosed autists.

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Lesbianism

Boné's epiphany that she's a lesbian (read: straight) was just the beginning of her troublemaking. She thought it'd be a good idea to straight-splain lesbianism and erase the entirety of LGBTQWERTYHIV+ identities in a thread (archive) of tweets that was widely mocked.

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If you expect anything she says to make sense, you're expecting far too much of her.
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Asexual heterosexuals? How does that work?
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Look at that ratio! If lesbians date men and can be men, the word has no meaning, so Boné's desire to appropriate the term seems pointless. Maybe I'm missing something. None of this makes sense.

Not satisfied with getting ratioed just once, Boné turned her sights on bisexuals next.
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Once again, she rendered terms meaningless in her attempt to be inclusive. Activism!

More word salad:
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"Muting this thread" - oh no, that's ableism!
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Reactions to the thread were overwhelmingly negative, hence the ratio. Despite the abject failure of this thread, Boné felt the need to humiliate herself on the internet again a little over a month later with a new thread of identities she (mis)spoke for.

Disability

Boné identifies as autistic and considers herself a disability rights activist. However, her most recent thread (archive) landed her in hot water with autistics because she was ableist in the way only a condescending wokescold can be. Most of the thread is just her complaining that words like "stupid" and "lame" are forms of ableism. In the thread, she also claims she is "psychotic" but does not give a specific diagnosis. It's likely that condition, like her autism, is made up.

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Now, here's the real winner from this thread. According to Boné, "empathy" is a form of "ableist language to avoid" because autistic people can't feel empathy.

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Needless to say, both autistics and normal people didn't take kindly to this, and Boné was ratioed once more. This time, however, she attempted to issue a feeble apology (archive):

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Not even her fellow snowflakes believed her apology.

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Other Projects

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Boné considers herself a poet and author despite having published very little. Her first book, about fairies, is tentatively set to be released within the next year, though she's been working on it for the past ten years so I doubt that'll happen. A short story she wrote was featured in Chimera: an Anthology (a) earlier this year.

Her work for Limeoncello magazine (archive) does not feature any of her writing, but she is listed as an editor-in-chief. The digital publication has had two small releases so far focused on pronoun people and their stories.

She also sells used alternative fashion on Poshmark (archive). Her main complaint with a large number of the items she's selling is that they didn't fit her flabby frame.

Four years ago, she was trying to get (archive) into the alternative makeup and modeling world, but it seems this venture was sidelined.

She's now doing art commissions on Ko-Fi:
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According to her LinkedIn (a), she's hoping to go to Puget Sound University soon to major in social work and art therapy, AKA get herself into a fair bit of debt for no tangible benefit. She served in the Navy for 5 years and seemed normal before jumping on the pronoun bandwagon. She was 19 in this picture:

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Links

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Facebook (a)
Old Facebook (a)
Instagram (a)
Instagram 2 (a)
Old Makeup Instagram (a)
Pinterest (a)
Steam (a)
Ko-Fi (a)
Etsy (a)
LinkedIn (a)
Her husband Joshua's Facebook (a)
Baby registry for their second child, Indie Lynx Hill (a)
 
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Of course she looks like that.
About the "heterosexual asexuals" and similar "logic": it's not uncommon in LGBT circles, particularly in the asexual community, to see "sex-positive asexuals" or even "asexual sex workers".

This can happen in a few ways. (If you replace asexuals with lesbians and other people with men you get what she is basically saying).
  • Has sex because it feels good but feels no sexual attraction to people s/he/they/hypocrite has sex with (used by sex workers, women in relationships with simps or closeted heterosexuals in homosexual relationships aka fake bisexual/lesbian women)
  • Only engages in kink. Many in these circles don't consider it sexual, others do. Depends on who you ask. Either way, kink (BDSM) is always involved with these people.
  • Gets nothing out of sex but does it for attention and/or because partner wants it.
People who do this tend to get in a lot of trouble with the rest of the community and engage in never ending slap fights over who is the most true and honest asexual.
 
This chick is the reason why people get so fucking tired of the game of labels idiots on twitter play. "Daily reminder, [_________] exist and are heckin' valid!" Who really cares?

This shit gets a lot more stupid when they try to justify the existence/validity of "exceptions" to what would be norms, like "nonbinary" for some reason not meaning neither gender or androgynous. Or batshit insane things like a man-dating lesbian or woman-dating gay man.

It's a really convoluted way to say "I'm straight but want to be special and a part of the Twitter/Tumblr kool queer kids club."

Also, why is Sailor Moon now such a quick identifier for whether or not a woman is mentally ill or not?
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Snowflake update: it was exceptionally easy to find this fucker's website. Some highlights:

The general information page-
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She's written a couple of books, most of them dealing with fairies or faerys or whatever the fuck.
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And then there's the art section of the website. Behold, the exact same painting seven times. Only $8.00 a pop!
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Of course, that's probably for the best given the rest of her work.
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If you like what you see, make sure to donate!
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Here's a link to the website.

Archive of front page
Archive of writing
Archive of art
Archive of commissions
Archive of reviews
Archive of grift page
I'm reposting my findings from the SJW thread here due to relevance, I think this thread is going to be a good one.
 
I regret that this cow wasn't discovered earlier, because every tweet she makes is a new variety of lunacy. At this point, we have to make up for lost time.

Food is triggering:
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She's autistic (as if we needed confirmation).
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A tweet where she openly acknowledges that her book is nothing more than a series of shitty tropes and gay sex, and plays it off as a "bingo card."
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"Poly" doesn't belong to white people, because there's a chain of islands in the Pacific Ocean named Polynesia. How long will it be until our heroes discover that poly is a white supremacist prefix created by white supremacist Greeks?
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For obvious reasons, I wish her the best in her endeavors to self-sterilize.
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That book might be coming out soon after all. She apparently has a full roster of characters and has made mockups for them in - where else- Picrew. This one is probably my favorite, because by the look on its face, it appears that Jackie here is including representation for the mentally disabled as well!
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I regret that this cow wasn't discovered earlier, because every tweet she makes is a new variety of lunacy. At this point, we have to make up for lost time.

Food is triggering:
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She's autistic (as if we needed confirmation).
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Link | Archive

A tweet where she openly acknowledges that her book is nothing more than a series of shitty tropes and gay sex, and plays it off as a "bingo card."
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Link | Archive

"Poly" doesn't belong to white people, because there's a chain of islands in the Pacific Ocean named Polynesia. How long will it be until our heroes discover that poly is a white supremacist prefix created by white supremacist Greeks?
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Link | Archive

For obvious reasons, I wish her the best in her endeavors to self-sterilize.
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Link | Archive

That book might be coming out soon after all. She apparently has a full roster of characters and has made mockups for them in - where else- Picrew. This one is probably my favorite, because by the look on its face, it appears that Jackie here is including representation for the mentally disabled as well!
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Good lord, that poor seagull is upside down! Won't someone help the poor thing?
 
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You’re right she should be using the proper terminology of retards or exceptional individuals.

I love this thread already there’s something so satisfying watch these people eat their own. I don’t know what happened to this chick to turn her mental but I feel bad for her husband. Where is he in all this? Dude needs to take the money and run.
 
God this shit is blatantly 2012 Tumblr Era, and food? I mean the bowl itself looks fine but if she's retarded enough to think a bowl of rice and toppings is fucking scary for some people then perhaps she should just not eat to be more inclusive.
But then she'd be excluding fat body positive people
 
And numerous new self-diagnoses:

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God this shit is blatantly 2012 Tumblr Era, and food? I mean the bowl itself looks fine but if she's retarded enough to think a bowl of rice and toppings is fucking scary for some people then perhaps she should just not eat to be more inclusive.
I took it to mean that food pics are triggering to people who are literally starving but are currently browsing Twitter on their smartphones.
 
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