CN Japanese people could all be called Sato by 2531, study warns. But they’d need to get married first

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Everyone in Japan could one day have the same surname unless its restrictive marriage laws change, according to a new study. But the country’s dwindling marriage rate could buck that trend and a rapidly declining population might render it moot entirely.

Unlike most of the world’s major economies that have done away with the tradition, Japan still legally requires married couples to share the same surname. Normally, wives take their husband’s name – and same-sex marriages still aren’t legal in Japan.

A movement to change the rules around surnames has been brewing, led by women’s rights advocates and those trying to preserve the diversity of the Japanese surnames in a nation where a handful of names are becoming increasingly common.

If the rules carry on, all Japanese people could have the surname Sato by 2531, according to Hiroshi Yoshida, an economist from Tohoku University in Sendai, who led the study.

According to Myoji Yurai, a company that tracks Japan’s more than 300,000 surnames, Sato is currently the most common, followed by Suzuki. Takahashi comes third. About 1.8 million people out of Japan’s 125 million population have the surname Sato, Myoji Yurai says on its website.

Yoshida – whose family name ranks 11th most common – was commissioned by the “Think Name Project”, a group demanding legal changes to allow couples to keep both their last names.

The professor, who unveiled his latest study on Monday, conceded that his projection would only hold up if the country could overcome what is already one of its most pressing crises: an ever-declining marriage rate.

The number of marriages in Japan declined by nearly 6% in 2023 from the previous year – dipping below 500,000 for the first time in 90 years, while divorces were up by 2.6% last year, according to official figures.

Yoshida told CNN that “if lots fewer people marry than expected, there is a possibility that this calculation could be different.”

Yoshida also pointed out in his study that Japan’s population could shrink massively over the next millennium, because of its declining birth rate.

“The possibility of that the Japanese race going extinct is high,” he said in his report.

According to government figures released last year, the proportion of Japan’s elderly, defined as age 65 and above, is at a record high, comprising 29.1% of the population – the highest rate in the world.

Japan’s population has been in steady decline since its economic boom of the 1980s, with a fertility rate of 1.3 – far below the 2.1 needed to maintain a stable population, in the absence of immigration. Deaths have outpaced births in Japan for more than a decade, posing a growing problem for leaders of the world’s fourth-largest economy.

Prime Minister Fumio Kishida issued a dire warning about the population crisis in January last year, saying it was “on the brink of not being able to maintain social functions” due to its falling birth rate.

Across much of East Asia, people’s names are generally less diverse than in Western countries. For example, according to government figures from 2020, about 30% of people in China are named Wang, Li, Zhang, Liu or Chen. And the vast majority of the population – almost 86% – share just 100 surnames.

Name extinction is also a naturally occurring phenomenon called the Galton-Watson process, which posits that in patrilineal societies, surnames are lost or die out over time with each new generation as women take on their husbands’ surnames.
 
If the rules carry on, all Japanese people could have the surname Sato by 2531
Oh my god the horror. In 500 years everyone in Japan will have the same surname based on (Bullshit) data! How will we tell the slant eyes apart then?

This journoscum seems to be in hysterics because names, a largely arbitrary identifier that can be changed at will, are going "extinct"?

They of course also jab in to tie this nonsense with gay marriage, women's rights and other such faggy nonsense. Never change Journoscum....actually please change.
 
They keep harping about the population drop while at the same time saying the earth can't sustain more than 2 billion people without environmental/climate collapse and AI is going to make any non-manual jobs essentially obsolete in the near future.

So which one is it? oh right this isn't about long-term at all, they need new blood to pay the bills for their social security ponzi scheme.

Also journoscum can't help making it about the wahmen and the gheys even tho the study its about an entire ethnic group essentially going extinct.
 
I'm pretty sure that's not how genetics work. At all.
Guess again. Take a china man, a African man, a Mexican, a White… and uh, maybe a Eskimo, put them all in jerk-off machines and mix that sperm all together and put it in a Indian fat lump ugly woman (all Indian women are monstrously ugly) and what do you get?

A fat Mexican with gay limp Indian arms but a white/black urge to kill.

That’s science, nigga.
 
God forbid Japan have a population proportional to the amount of land they're on.
How else would they have the excuse to live all on top of each other in tiny pods?
 
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A movement to change the rules around surnames has been brewing, led by women’s rights advocates and those trying to preserve the diversity of the Japanese surnames in a nation where a handful of names are becoming increasingly common.
How will it help? It will only delay extinction by a single generation. If children have one surname, whether mother's or father's (and this can vary per family), name diversity will be lost.

If boys have dad's surname and girls mom's, name diversity will be lost slower, through people who only have children of one sex (easy if they only have one child).

UNSURPRISINGLY, patriarchy has nothing to do with it. An aspect of patriarchy in Japan is wealthy and influential parents with no son would have daughter's husband adopt the family name and take over the business.

To regain diversity, the Japanese need to retvrn to their tradition of changing names. (This is also patriarchy, as the wife didn't get a say when the husband decided to rename himself.)
 
By that time everyone in the US will be named Martinez Jimenez Guerrero Solis De Jesus
Of all the languages that has to come to prominence, why did it have to be Spanish? One of the ugliest of ugly languages, Spanish should be drowned in pool of sewage and then wiped from history. If we have to choose romance, we could have at least gotten Italian instead.
 
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They keep harping about the population drop while at the same time saying the earth can't sustain more than 2 billion people without environmental/climate collapse and AI is going to make any non-manual jobs essentially obsolete in the near future.

So which one is it? oh right this isn't about long-term at all, they need new blood to pay the bills for their social security ponzi scheme.

Also journoscum can't help making it about the wahmen and the gheys even tho the study its about an entire ethnic group essentially going extinct.

Yup, it is hilarious isn't it. It's the same with mass immigration. (legal and not) We supposedly can't survive without it, yet we need to cut global population. At the same time the question is coming closer and closer to becoming moot. As the 3rd would rises up, we are going to start quickly running out of slaves to import. (same goes for slaves to export jobs to) We either solve the problem now gently, with room to work, or we wait and deal with it as an existential emergency. With authoritarian methods and tactics. Tactics like banning birth control and abortion, being on the lite/liberal side of such things in all likelihood.
 
The salivating over the destruction of Japan seems to be ramping up.
Well no fucking shit. For starters, they aren't bending the knee to wokeness (infiltration and subversion is still on-going), and Anime has effectively been eating their lunch for years now. So of course the leftoid scum that produced this is cranking it out. Its the closest thing to venting frustrations for them.

Which is peculiar because leftoids have infiltrated just about every industry and company there is here in the west and are doing their best to turn you into a Tumblrite.
 
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