Careercow Jed Whitaker / Jed05 / Dimmujed / KillerIsJed / Dr. Dinosexual / Amiibo Butt Guy - Clickbait Journo Shoves Controllers Up Own Ass; Squidkid Who's Too Autistic for NeoGAF & Wikipedia

[Feline Darkmage]

I don't think even David Gallant bragged about how good he is at taking it in the ass.

lol time for a new tag

 

[Walter Temple]

Much like Anthony Burch, he's a straight male proclaiming bisexuality. I do recall him having a "roommate" that he was involved with. I never did find out whether it was another fake "bi" virtue signaler that he could awkwardly hug, or more amusingly, an opportunistic gay man delighted at the chance to pound some straight beardy boy ass.

And if you doubt for a single moment that a nebbish straight man would allow himself to be sodomized rather than appear less than progressive, you haven't been deep enough into SJW-land.

 

[Jaimas]

Much like Anthony Burch, he's a straight male proclaiming bisexuality. I do recall him having a "roommate" that he was involved with. I never did find out whether it was another fake "bi" virtue signaler that he could awkwardly hug, or more amusingly, an opportunistic gay man delighted at the chance to pound some straight beardy boy ass.

And if you doubt for a single moment that a nebbish straight man would allow himself to be sodomized rather than appear less than progressive, you haven't been deep enough into SJW-land.

After Jake Rapp, everything gets the volume turned down.

 

[AnOminous]

After Jake Rapp, everything gets the volume turned down.

Until Jed has a video like this, he isn't a true progressive.

Spoiler: Not Safe for Cucks

In fact, he's a literal Nazi of some sort.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

"Nintendo Switch's Joy-Con Sync Issue Is Even Worse If You Put It In Your Butt"

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/...ssue-is-even-worse-if-you-put-it-in-your-butt

 

[Jaimas]

"Nintendo Switch's Joy-Con Sync Issue Is Even Worse If You Put It In Your Butt"

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/...ssue-is-even-worse-if-you-put-it-in-your-butt

My brain cannot accept that this is a real article.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Does he think writing stuff like this is cute or something?

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

"Pounded in the Butt by My Nintendo Switch"

 

[Jaimas]

David Gallant can rest. He is no longer the most pathetic cuck tangentially attached to the Rat King.

He will never have publicly admitted to fucking himself with a Nintendo Switch controller.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

He is no longer the most pathetic cuck in the Rat King.

I don't know how Rat King Jed even actually is, if at all.
But Gallant is now only like the 3rd or 4th most pathetic cuck in the known world

 

[Jaimas]

I think the OP needs to change the thread title. To reflect Jed shoving a controller up his ass.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I don't know how Rat King Jed even actually is, if at all.
But Gallant is now only like the 3rd or 4th most pathetic cuck in the known world

He got a 'integrity' man point for refusing to have anything to do with vordrak. Which takes him up to one.

 

[SoberBlitz]

Well, well, seems Jed got the idea from one Laura Kate Dale. But damn is that article not safe for life.

 

[MBrando's autistic twin]

I remember this cow from the infamous Far Cry GAF thread. Thanks for making this thread, he is more than worthy of it.

 

[thismanlies]

My brain cannot accept that this is a real article.

You'd think this particular strain of cancer would have stopped once Gawker went under.

 

[Terror Rism]

i hope all the wireless signals traveling directly through his balls rendered him infertile
if i googled my dad and found out he had written a real article about putting a controller in his ass he's not my dad anymore

 

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i hope all the wireless signals traveling directly through his balls rendered him infertile
if i googled my dad and found out he had written a real article about putting a controller in his ass he's not my dad anymore

> Implying Jed might ever procreate.

 

[AnOminous]

i hope all the wireless signals traveling directly through his balls rendered him infertile
if i googled my dad and found out he had written a real article about putting a controller in his ass he's not my dad anymore

I hope he does science a favor by discovering sticking it up your ass causes ass cancer.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

 

[Foltest]

He is too skinny in that pic.