- Joined
- Jun 30, 2016
Hello again Jerry.
And no, it's not working. I find it hilarious actually. You're self-aware to know to hate us, but not enough to admit any of this is your fault. Kudos, that's some top-tier mental gymnastics my faggot.
Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon
- Thread starter chadmuska
- Start date
-
🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Hello again Jerry.
And no, it's not working. I find it hilarious actually. You're self-aware to know to hate us, but not enough to admit any of this is your fault. Kudos, that's some top-tier mental gymnastics my faggot.
- Joined
- Feb 7, 2016
"some kind of pariah crashing and burning into obscurity"
I wouldn't say thats true. With the self destructive manner you've been in recently, you're crashing and burning into your own goddamn grave. Not even a metaphorical one! You're slowly killing yourself and at the same time going back on things you said you were going to fix, which I imagine puts a lot of stress which makes you turn to caffeine to. It's a cycle at this point (as is the points that get made about it and are about to be made again, but if it ain't broke...)
"I'm going to be less agressive/negative for future glass of water episodes!" and now we have this artist "meltdown" video and yet another Josh video coming up.
"I'm dying from caffeine!" as he then says he's doubling down on the caffeine that he was told prior has given him less than two years to live.
"I'll be transitioning in 2017!", and then it turns out that not only is this not happening but there's implications and accusations that he lied about his identity just to wear jeans that weren't a size too small.
These hypocrisies haven't just shattered Jerry's reputation to people who are capable of adding 2 and 2 together, they've managed to destroy his expected lifespan.
Not by weeks.
Not by months.
Not even by years.
BY DECADES.
And that's... legitimately crazy. I don't think I've ever seen a situation where someones lifespan went from 60 to 25 in just over half a decade or so in the way Jerry has. I was under the impression doing that required you to do a shitload of drugs and alcohol, but life has a way of surprising you I guess.![:\](/styles/custom/emotes/svg/chris-confused.svg "Confused :\")
I wouldn't say thats true. With the self destructive manner you've been in recently, you're crashing and burning into your own goddamn grave. Not even a metaphorical one! You're slowly killing yourself and at the same time going back on things you said you were going to fix, which I imagine puts a lot of stress which makes you turn to caffeine to. It's a cycle at this point (as is the points that get made about it and are about to be made again, but if it ain't broke...)
"I'm going to be less agressive/negative for future glass of water episodes!" and now we have this artist "meltdown" video and yet another Josh video coming up.
"I'm dying from caffeine!" as he then says he's doubling down on the caffeine that he was told prior has given him less than two years to live.
"I'll be transitioning in 2017!", and then it turns out that not only is this not happening but there's implications and accusations that he lied about his identity just to wear jeans that weren't a size too small.
These hypocrisies haven't just shattered Jerry's reputation to people who are capable of adding 2 and 2 together, they've managed to destroy his expected lifespan.
Not by weeks.
Not by months.
Not even by years.
BY DECADES.
And that's... legitimately crazy. I don't think I've ever seen a situation where someones lifespan went from 60 to 25 in just over half a decade or so in the way Jerry has. I was under the impression doing that required you to do a shitload of drugs and alcohol, but life has a way of surprising you I guess.
Last edited:
- Joined
- Jun 30, 2016
Just to put this in perspective; Chris-chan is obese as fuck, he's unclean and his living conditions literally killed his father. He has an infection due to his delusion of thinking he's a woman, he get's no exercise, eats shit, is lazy, stresses himself out for no reason, has no social life, and makes no money on his own. Chris-chan is in his thirties.
Jerry is in his mid-twenties AT MOST and he's been quoted as saying he will die in two years.
Let that sink in; Jerry's lifestyle is so fundamentally toxic that it's killing him faster than all of Chris's actions throughout his entire life.
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
He's not dying of shit. Being completely full of shit is no way to go through life, but he's not going to die of it.
He literally claims he's going to die of drinking too much coffee.
- Joined
- Feb 11, 2016
Of course that's a lie.
Everybody knows the only reason a lolcow dies is from terminal autism.
- Joined
- Jun 30, 2016
Odie Esty
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Apr 24, 2016
I just want to point out even chris stopped talking about clyde who gwnuinely only exists to teoll him. Jerry can't leave josh alone even when he doesn't respond to his blatant bait.
- Joined
- Nov 2, 2016
Is anyone willing to look into the amount of caffeine Jerry's drinking on a daily basis to receive that kind of diagnosis?
- Joined
- Oct 3, 2016
Being a tranny also statistically decreases your lifespan, although I think that's technically for post-op trannies, which Jerry isn't. (lol)
Stress is another thing that tends to decrease lifespan, and since Jerry's wrapped himself up in so much e-drama that it's literally become his life, there is no doubt he'll get stressed over things like Josh's video, his steadily decreasing subscriber base (according to Socialblade when his subs were still public and the fact that he's making his subscriber count shrink on purpose) or the existence of this forum, and it being in the front page when you search either of his names.
- Joined
- Nov 28, 2016
Honestly, I think all the edrama crap has been on purpose. It could help him lose subs like he wants, and I think the Josh and artist 'roast' videos are actually some of his highest viewed Glass of Water videos. The Josh one has 32,000 and the art one has nearly 12,000 already in just 5 days, which makes it almost as popular as videos he uploaded months ago. Since he needs the revenue from ads and views and shit, I wouldn't be surprised he's deliberately starting shit with people so he can make a video about them.
Which, if it is on purpose, that would make it biting him in the ass all the more karmic.
- Joined
- Nov 2, 2016
Even if he is starting shit with people for ad revenue(which is completely true), it doesn't change the fact that he's barely making anything off of it in the grand scheme of things. While he got a lot of views off of gurd break, it's still less than the amount of subscribers he had(Over 39,000). A career in clickbait attack pieces is perfectly viable these days but naturally, Jerry is incapable of even doing that properly.
- Joined
- Nov 12, 2016
You know what really funny and stupid about Jerry's #earntherespect hashtag, it's that it's completely one sided. This entire hashtag relies on the fact that you, the artist, must earn the respect of the person that is using your art all the time. The artist has no say in this, he or she must make themselves into the standards that will earn them respect from somebody who didn't credit the art that you actually made and yours. How is that fair at all, oh wait it's Jerry, the definition of fair is killing him. Also since people are not the same and they are various ways of earning that respect of others, your in a subjective war zone. Like a literal racist not respecting you because you believe in equality and use your art anyway or a jerk not caring at all and use it anyway. This is a one sided things that gives nothing to the artist but to be dogs to obey some standards of earning someone respect. Even if I hate Jerry and couldn't care less of him but trash, I would credit him because that's just common damn curtyse. I don't need Jerry to respect me at all, that's just stupid.
Also you know how Jerry said in the video that it was under fair use to use Christy's art and that legally he is in the right, well I found a cool comment.
So in essence, Jerry is literally breaking some legal laws.
Also you know how Jerry said in the video that it was under fair use to use Christy's art and that legally he is in the right, well I found a cool comment.
So in essence, Jerry is literally breaking some legal laws.
Attachments
- Joined
- Nov 2, 2016
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
Other than copyright infringement (maybe) and defamation (probably)? None really. Unless he's doing other shit I don't know about.
- Joined
- Feb 7, 2016
- Joined
- Dec 16, 2016
And nothing of value was lost.
- Joined
- Feb 7, 2016
http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/158063230790/the-new-zelda-is-making-conservatives-cry-game-of
https://archive.is/ffipE
The fact he thought that the sentence "They stopped smooking weed to hit american culture where it hurts: by imported Japanese video games" was serious is a telling sign that Jerry may have a bigger 'tism problem than previously thought.
It's not even subtle satire, thats the most bizarre part.
- Joined
- Jun 30, 2016
Plus the CP speculation, but
Those fucking hashtags.
Jerry you stupid fuck.
- Joined
- Dec 16, 2016
Is this actually in the game? Plus it looks like more of a case of cross dressing (though I haven't played the game yet so i dont know).
Odie Esty
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Apr 24, 2016
Yes. I haven't made it that far but i assume link has to go undercover into the gerudo fortress like he did in Oot and MM. No one actually cares because its just a goofy little moment in the game and the Souls series (which botw takes influence from) has let you cross dress a dozen different ways.
Also not the first zelda game to have you crossdress. Triforce Heroes had you dress up as princess styla for a while. Theres alao zelda's alter ego shiek which is technically cross dressing.