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I kind of feel bad for him, he is alone right? So his job is food and his hobby is food, thats all he has in life. Tfw that "she told me she was 18" joke in this video.
Careercow JoeysWorldTour - Annoyingly fun to watch fast food reviewer
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I kind of feel bad for him, he is alone right? So his job is food and his hobby is food, thats all he has in life. Tfw that "she told me she was 18" joke in this video.
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There was a point in the early 90's when people thought the internet was going to create a global forum for the spread of new ideas, that it would make national boundaries and old prejudices irrelevant. Indeed people attached an almost utopian significance to it. The global village was no longer a theory but a reality.
Fast forward about 20 odd years and we use it to watch videos of fat men eating junk food and vomiting
Fast forward about 20 odd years and we use it to watch videos of fat men eating junk food and vomiting
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The reviews on fast food would give a hint to that lack of taste. Sure he can justify it by telling people how some new product from Burger King or McDonalds is but even then, that stuff is not the same quality you'd find at a restaurant that takes its time to make a meal. His reviews could be in lumped in the same category as DSP's food reviews in that they're increasing their risk of a heart attack or diabetes for the sake of getting views on how a new burger taste.
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This one is super depressing and shows just how bad Joey is.
The other guy is pretty much the same a overweight glutton who eats to eat. yet next to Joey his comments are both a good deal more informative, funny, and helpful. Joey is just a piggy pig pig. Joey thinks butter on pizza is a great thing.
His buddy is nice enough to explain, this is a deeper dish pizza so Chiago style etc but yea he's also a fellow lard ass with no taste. Joey is too busy stuffing his face to point out any details aside he likes butter.
The other guy is pretty much the same a overweight glutton who eats to eat. yet next to Joey his comments are both a good deal more informative, funny, and helpful. Joey is just a piggy pig pig. Joey thinks butter on pizza is a great thing.
His buddy is nice enough to explain, this is a deeper dish pizza so Chiago style etc but yea he's also a fellow lard ass with no taste. Joey is too busy stuffing his face to point out any details aside he likes butter.
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I'd take Mr. Burgers over this guy anyday.
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Am I the only one that thinks eating in your car is vile? I mean I can understand if you are on a long road trip but not a preferred place to dine. Why doesn't he do it at home? Can he not wait? Is the lure of the food too strong?
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Goddammit. I thought it'd be the guy who made this video when I read the first post on the front page.
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The only thing that can cure this man's level of morbid obesity is a bullet between the eyes.
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Who would win in a fight - Joey or Shoenice?
Edit: This should be the poll for this thread.
Edit: This should be the poll for this thread.
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Shoenice for sure. He would just eat joeys shoes.
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But does the world really need a colab video of the two of them eating themselves to death?
Yes. Yes it does.
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This dude was on my radar for a few months, mostly because of iDubbbz calling him JoeyDiabeetusTour, and suggesting he move the camera back "maybe 20 or 30 feet away while he's eating."
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Can we get a feels rating for this fat mans arteries? Holy shit. They are a MVP for keeping him alive this long.
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WorldTour?
Hmm. Is there any evidence he has ever left California?
A gross out cow for sure. Nothing funny at all. Just puke-making.
Hmm. Is there any evidence he has ever left California?
A gross out cow for sure. Nothing funny at all. Just puke-making.
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He has to review the food he just bought because that means not working to videotape it at home. Even then, he might say waiting till he gets home could be too much work in setting up a camera or the food could get cold once he gets home even though it's just fast-food fare and not something cooked at a restaurant.
If there was, it'd be taken with a grain of salt unless it was backed up. Even then, the only "touring" this guy would do is driving down to Wendy's or Burger King. It's not like some televised food critic who travels out of country or state to try some food that is local to people outside of his region.
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You weren't kidding:
Anyways this guy is a disgusting cringelord. He should become friends with 700goingon800.
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Whatever food this guy touches is a food I never want to eat again.
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I don't really watch Daym Drops, but do know that he's actually a nice guy who is actually funny. I hate amateur food reviewers, but Daym Drops seems to be the only guy who actually reviews food and doesn't just sit there and be gross while making autistic noises.
At least in comparison to Joey...