Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
TheGoutburglar said:
I'm actually NOT looking forward to that, because 1) him being in a sham marriage he could've avoided is hilarious, 2) there is no guarantee that a separation is even going to be very fun to watch when it comes to those two, 3) at this point in his life, he's going to have a hell of a time replacing Khet, and 4) he might not even be able to pull that off.
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I'm calling it now - a Kiwi will find out before he makes it public, which will lead to some hilarious damage control and "huuuuh, must be another detractor meme" attempts at denying reality.
 
The only entertainment value would come from Phil needing to blame everyone as to why he's not a successful adult man with loyal wife. Unlike with Leanna where she was a part of the streams and clearly well above Phil's league in looks, there's none of that with Katherine. Nobody cares about her, even Phil probably. When she leaves, it will likely be done silently with her moving on to the next sap she can leech from.
 
Remember the initial reason Phil gave for the Leanna breakup?

Trolls. Trolls ruined his YouTube with TIHYDP videos and false copyright strikes. This led to financial stress.

Trolls ruined Leanna's brother's wedding and their constant SWAT attacks ruined his and Leanna's life.

It will be the same story next time.

Trolls bullied Kat off the internet and made her not able to use social media. They stalked her Overwatch statistics and made her quit playing. Trolls found out sensitive family secrets that had nothing to do with Phil or his content. They somehow found out where she worked. Trolls found Kat's crazy sister. The stress was too much and Kat had to get out.

Trolls will be to blame when the marriage falls apart. Phil will have done nothing wrong. He did everything correct.
 
lol

Oh Phil... You really should pay attention, because one of the last times Leanna was on camera with you, she wasn't stressed out about trolls. She was making fun of you because you have less of a libido than the fucking couch you've spent half your life sweating and farting into.

Going to be even less convincing this time because if Phil will bitch about us getting him labeled a gacha fiend, he would surely mention Khet having problems because of trolls.
 
KillDeer said:
Kat left the internet before she was even public as Phil's girlfriend right? I could be wrong but my memory is that she stopped tweeting almost immediately after they first met on there. When did her Youtube streams stop? The reason she left the internet was Phil, not trolls.
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This is true, but would you put it past Phil to retcon history to make it the troll's fault?

When Leanna's brother was getting married it was the same week Fallout 4 was released. Phil didn't take Leanna to the east coast for the wedding so he could stay home and play it. He then retconned this to he and Leanna were frightened for their lives because trolls were going to SWAT the wedding.

When Phil revealed the hospital story, leanna was his fiancee. He then retconned it to they were broken up so it was okay to bad mouth her.

Is it Phil's fault Kat has no social media? Yes. But since nothing is Phil's fault in his mind I can easily see him shifting blame onto the trolls.
 
KillDeer said:
Kat left the internet before she was even public as Phil's girlfriend right? I could be wrong but my memory is that she stopped tweeting almost immediately after they first met on there. When did her Youtube streams stop? The reason she left the internet was Phil, not trolls.
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Yep. 1 June 2017 was her last Youtube video, the same day Phil tweeted at her. 4 June was her last tweet. It remains strange because she was actually serious about streaming, and then poof she's gone. I doubt we'll ever know the real story with her.
 
L.I.M.B. Commander said:
I wouldn't be surprised if Phil is still butthurt about being unable to exploit Katherine for money.
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I actually think Phil is fine with Kat not being a big presence on his stream. Phil really doesn't enjoy sharing the spotlight, and I think his jealousy has only gotten worse with time, to the point where he's even getting jealous about people discussing his vest and not him in chat, despite him pushing to talk about the vest as part of his begging.

I think Phil being unhappy with Khet is a much simpler/pettier reason, he's unhappy with her cooking. There's not a lot Phil really cares about. Next to watching sweaty men writhing on top of one another, the only thing he really cares about is food. He's dropped a few very passive aggressive comments about not liking her meals, and the times where he has praised her "home cooking" he's actually praising whatever TV dinner she threw into the microwave. There's also his disgust with the birthday cake Khet made for him, not to mention he had to order a Thanksgiving meal instead of having his soulmaid cook dinner. I think he tried to use the "we're too busy with work" excuse, but we know Khet only works on the weekend.
 
tzgnilki said:
khet's old reddit account

was probably already posted but haven't seen it

only has a few posts from 3 yrs ago in /r/needafriend

good for a laugh I guess, the psn profile was last updated Feb 2018, I wonder what saga that lines up with, or was that when she moved in and was forbidden from using social media
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February 2018 was when she moved into the Snort Fort. So she was probably told she couldn't use her old PSN profile because of the trolls, dood.
 
I don't think a divorce/separation saga is coming anytime soon.

Khet is a sheltered, socially awkward person with little money, a part-time crap job, and a lot of personal issues from an abusive childhood.
Phil is a sheltered, socially awkward person who is incredibly paranoid and wants to control every aspect of his life. He doesn't like or want sex or love, just a symbolic "family" with a "wife" he can use as a scheduling excuse and a cat he calls his child.

They're perfect for each other.
 
They'll be separated one day. It's just that it's probably going to be by the Grim Reaper.
 
PieceofShet said:
IT DID HAPPEN! What a fuckin asshole.

Even tho we have him on record, he still denies it.

www.youtube.com

DSP Tries It Lies And Proof Of The Leanna Brother Wedding And Fallout 4

Wow. After watching GTG video about this I HAD to prove the "No WEDDING! REEE!" Is BS. Like, it is on the internet, we have the video. Youtube Now Monetizes ...
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com
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I remember that autists also found proof that the wedding was on 14 November with copies of the invitations and such.

Phil tried so hard to fully abandon Leanna from her family so he wasn't inconvenienced with this pedantic real life shit. Luckily, he finally found the right woman where there's no such worries... unless you want to be our Queen, Brazy Mamo.
 
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