Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
This is what happens when Phil excludes Kat from social media and online activity. We are reduced to following the antics of Moldylocks here.
 
millais said:
This is what happens when Phil excludes Kat from social media and online activity. We are reduced to following the antics of Moldylocks here.
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I'm sure the only reason he forbids her to have a social media presence is because she would be more successful than him as a streamer and steal his audience of autists, might tack on some LTG and wings fans there to since there is a pretty big cross-over.
 
Trappin in the Trap said:
I-I...She fucking debunked us, it's over, wrap it up. We're done, we are confirmed ugly as fuck.

The worst part about her is that she's the least ideal version of White Girl with Dreads. Wiccan girl>Actually raised in a forest by animals>White girl trying to act hood.
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I resent that. I am a solid 5. 6 on a good day.
 
tripmix said:
I'm sure the only reason he forbids her to have a social media presence is because she would be more successful than him as a streamer and steal his audience of autists, might tack on some LTG and wings fans there to since there is a pretty big cross-over.
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He does seem controlling enough for that to be plausible, along with the fact that he is more than likely not telling the truth when it comes to why she hasn't been on camera in quite some time, and is secretly bitter that he's not able to monetize her like he probably wanted to.

harbinger said:
I’m increasingly convinced Philip is married to the wrong sister.
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I used to think so too, but now I'm feeling like it would be closer to another Leanna situation. Jenna may not have the kind of presence you would actually want in your life, but at least she has a personality. If Khet is anything to go off of, that's not what Phil has in mind for a significant other.

Though when it comes OUR interests, yes, he married the wrong sister. lol
 
TheGoutburglar said:
I used to think so too, but now I'm feeling like it would be closer to another Leanna situation. Jenna may not have the kind of presence you would actually want in your life, but at least she has a personality. If Khet is anything to go off of, that's not what Phil has in mind for a significant other.
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Imagine the Halloween stream if we had Jenna in the place of Kat.
They'd go on break, Jenna fuming from all the trolls in chat.
Phil tells her "Don't worry about it, honey they're just a bunch of trolls sent by that asshole Tevin, you go and enjoy the party.
Jenna seemingly leaves, Phil is relieved that he doesn't have to deal with her going beast mode.
Suddenly, as Phil is sitting down the resume the stream, Jenna bursts in, pushes him off his chair and goes on a tirade better than we've ever seen from Phil.
Phil watches in horror on the floor, unable to move, partly out of shock, mainly because of his bad back.
The culmination of her rant comes when she says "Tevin? Almighty Tevin? Bitch, y'aint almighty, I know how to deal with black dudes! You wanna mess with us? Well then,
!"
 
Murmur said:
I find blackvoice more offensive than blackface.
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It's a bit uncanny. Makes you wonder how far shit her life is to adapt to such a niggery form of speech that you would only see ratchet bitch. Apparently that's bad ass to her and a bit conflicting because you'd think the way things come out of her mouth, it would be peaceful hippy shit and instead we got white girl acting like a hood cunt.
 
tripmix said:
If kat wants to eat hot dogs then wtf is stopping her she's a grown woman. that asshole phil is such a controlling cunt he even dictates to her what she eats when we all know he eats complete trash.

Sorry but if your goutfoot or diabetic you lose the rights to tell people how to eat.
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This is LITERALLY the reason Phil insists they go shopping together.

Also, in Phil's autistic wall calendar of meals, isnt HOT DOGS in big ass letters?
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
Well, excuse me for making a suggestion and gauging people's reaction. I'm such a fucking idiot. Fuck me, right?
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Well as long as you realize it too, there's no need to apologize.

KillDeer said:
Jenna has a message for all Kiwifarms users...
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Oof. Right in the self-esteem on that one. Gonna need to shape my life up. Drop out of school, quit my job, start doing crack and sucking dicks for money and develop fetal alcohol syndrome. Then I too can be as pretty and successful as Jenna.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
It's a bit uncanny. Makes you wonder how far shit her life is to adapt to such a niggery form of speech that you would only see ratchet bitch. Apparently that's bad ass to her and a bit conflicting because you'd think the way things come out of her mouth, it would be peaceful hippy shit and instead we got white girl acting like a hood cunt.
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Imagine the quality of her socio-environmental influences.
 
Pepper Jack said:
When they officially got engaged, the Titanic (symbolizing their relationship) was taking on lots of water and this was the last gasp to save the relationship.

Phil proposed to her with a sub $100 engagement ring, that I believe he tried to claim, that they got for 80% off, which was a lie.

Within the first month of the engagement, Panda flew the coop and Phil released the infamous we broke up Twit Longer on May 31, 2017.

Found the first reveal to Phil about Leanna's fake engagement ring:
It should be timestamped at 5:21.
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Damnit, watching that kinda made me miss Leana.

Yeah I know she moved on to much greener pastures, but the show just hasn’t been the same since she got written out and replaced with a horse.


Leanna was fun and spunky (occasionally annoying) but she has the balls to boss Phil around and sneak diss him and it was always hilarious.


Is it just me or did Phil seem happier then? I can’t remember the last time he was goofing off and relaxing with his “fans” like he does in that video.


More than likely Phil is suffering from what one would call "buyer's remorse". Phil, even if he wants to admit it or not, was trying to turn to turn Katherine into Panda 2.0 meaning exploit her from jump.
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Yup. Remember when Phil was all “We’re going to cook together guise! And she’ll be on vlogs!”

He thought he was getting another Panda Lee, only to to realize that her soulmaid has the personality of a wet washcloth.

And rather than getting ups from his tard fan base from bagging another 7/10 hottie, he got mocked for Khat’s equine features and makeup skills.


I’ll bet you that Phil didn’t know that much about her past, and once he found out realized that he could never put her on stream.
 
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Fapcop said:
I’ll bet you that Phil didn’t know that much about her past, and once he found out realized that he could never put her on stream.
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Why would you think Phil didn't know about Kat's past? Was it because he asked her about demonic possession in front of a thousand people right to her face? Who doesn't bring up their significant other's childhood trauma live on stream?
 
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