Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
When people in chat say anything about Kat, the response is, "None of your business, Kat has nothing to do with my stream!"

If Kat came on once in a while, that excuse wouldn't work. She would be fair game. Phil can't have that.
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And of course he has to have it both ways, because he brings her up himself in situations where, if it were a subject he really didn't want to talk about, he wouldn't. This is why I'm sure he would love nothing more than to involve her, even as he gets pissy about people's inquiries. It's like his finances, he isn't controlling things as much if anyone else is the one bringing the subject up. Everything is about Phil, and no amount of repetition in his behavior makes it fair game for others to have a go. He can talk about tips/his soulmaid all he wants, you're not allowed to do it ever.
 
You're allowed to ask what she cooked that night and that's it. Says everything you need to know about their relationship.
 
If you were a real mature adult you would know that you don't own a 3 bedroom house condo and have everyone sleep in the same room. It's called economics.
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
You're allowed to ask what she cooked that night and that's it. Says everything you need to know about their relationship.
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The fact that Phil doesn't put two and two together and figure out why people are asking that question is almost pitiable. Almost.
 
I haven't seen it in the past few pages but did anyone else notice what he said a few weeks ago? He was talking about what Kat was cooking that night when he suddenly remembered something and rushed off screen (it was post pre-stream but still before he'd started gameplay). He came back and explained that they only had one pan (I assume he means like baking tray) and it still had birthday cake in (that no one ate lol). So he had to explain to her to take the leftover cake out of the pan/tray but save two slices they could eat later and put them in a different container.

Is his wife literally retarded or does Phil just treat her like she is? Like I wouldn't expect to have to explain to a fucking five year old to move something from one container to another if you needed to use the one currently in use for something else.
 
rubynutmeg said:
I haven't seen it in the past few pages but did anyone else notice what he said a few weeks ago? He was talking about what Kat was cooking that night when he suddenly remembered something and rushed off screen (it was post pre-stream but still before he'd started gameplay). He came back and explained that they only had one pan (I assume he means like baking tray) and it still had birthday cake in (that no one ate lol). So he had to explain to her to take the leftover cake out of the pan/tray but save two slices they could eat later and put them in a different container.

Is his wife literally retarded or does Phil just treat her like she is? Like I wouldn't expect to have to explain to a fucking five year old to move something from one container to another if you needed to use the one currently in use for something else.
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You're assuming she's still there. Now assume someone is there that doesn't know where anything is like, say, his mother.
 
Iron Hamster said:
You're assuming she's still there. Now assume someone is there that doesn't know where anything is like, say, his mother.
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That would make a lot more sense, but this is Phil, so it's still possible that it was Khet in the kitchen. It's not the only time he has felt the need to explain something obvious, and calling them names is hardly the only way in which he insults people.

Also, how do you explain a scenario where Khet doesn't live in the Wakhando anymore, but they're not divorced?
 
TheGoutburglar said:
That would make a lot more sense, but this is Phil, so it's still possible that it was Khet in the kitchen. It's not the only time he has felt the need to explain something obvious, and calling them names is hardly the only way in which he insults people.

Also, how do you explain a scenario where Khet doesn't live in the Wakhando anymore, but they're not divorced?
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They could easily be separated and Phail cried begging to not divorce him because he has no money. He has billz ya know.......
Even if he brought her on stream now, it's too late given the amount of lying he's done over the simplest of things.
 
I doubt she actually left at this point. She just wants nothing to do with Phil while she wastes away the rest of her life.
 
I have two different cousins who either separated from their wife or are dating someone else's wife (after they separated) and neither woman has gotten a divorce because they 'can't afford it".

White trash is retarded through and through and Kat is definitely white trash. And Phil's a miser.

That said, I think she's there.
 
If anybody thinks Phil is a wreck now, just wait until they inevitably separate.

(Not saying they'll definitely separate but a shitload of marriages don't stand the test of time.)
 
I guess some jokes do write themselves.

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