Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
DiabeticSP said:
Phil's inability to be financially responsible ruined his relationship with Leanna, so it stands to reason he's aware financial irresponsibility will probably ruin this one.
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I'm sure it contributed in some way to Leanna, but I don't think it was the sole reason. Phil always treated Leanna poorly. Sharing personal information, being more concerned about himself when she's in the hospital, waking her up when she was sick to make food for him, etc. By his own admission, he also never spent any time with her, which if I remember my pig lore correctly is why he started to take his one day off a week. I believe she was also upset that their relationship was so stagnant and wanted him to propose ages ago.

Khet is for sure with Phil for the money, but I don't think she's bleeding him dry or anything. As long as he's able to pay for her Doordash and provide a roof over her stable, she's content. I'm sure there's some smaller purchases too, like games and what not. Although, even in that area, she's presumably picking up Phil's leftovers whenever he rage quits a game after it doesn't turn his business around. I'd be very surprised if Phil was struggling with whatever meager demands Khet has, especially since their expenses seem to center around the same things.
 
ReentryPhantom said:
I could have sworn he said at one time that if he lost his house, Kat would leave too. I'll try to find it later.
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
He also said his house was specifically designed for cats and if he lost the house, Jasper's life would be ruined.
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He also says he has a house. He doesn't. He has a very expensive apartment that he has to pay property taxes on.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
I'm sure it contributed in some way to Leanna, but I don't think it was the sole reason. Phil always treated Leanna poorly. Sharing personal information, being more concerned about himself when she's in the hospital, waking her up when she was sick to make food for him, etc. By his own admission, he also never spent any time with her, which if I remember my pig lore correctly is why he started to take his one day off a week. I believe she was also upset that their relationship was so stagnant and wanted him to propose ages ago.

Khet is for sure with Phil for the money, but I don't think she's bleeding him dry or anything. As long as he's able to pay for her Doordash and provide a roof over her stable, she's content. I'm sure there's some smaller purchases too, like games and what not. Although, even in that area, she's presumably picking up Phil's leftovers whenever he rage quits a game after it doesn't turn his business around. I'd be very surprised if Phil was struggling with whatever meager demands Khet has, especially since their expenses seem to center around the same things.
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Kat is a known user. If my piglore is correct, even Subaru man said that she "leeched off of my income." Kat feeds into Phil's ego and that's what Phil wants: someone to cook and clean for him, be content with just going outside once a week to run errands. As far as Leanna, even Phil said that she wanted to do more things outside and life live, but Phil wanted stay in his adult house and stream vidya games. Of course, treating Leanna like shit didn't help. In the early days of Kat, he tried to use her as an asset for his khantent - a la John, Howard, Leanna, etc...but he saw the writing that it wasn't going to work and he blamed us for pushing her off of the internet. IMHO, Phil is terrified to lose Kat. Do I see Kat pulling a Leanna and getting her shit together? No. I do see Kat searching for the next idiot to take her in. I'm honestly surprised she stuck around during the whole bankruptcy thing, but I honestly think that if anything was to happen to Phil where he loses his adult house, you best believe she's outta there.
 
Scotty said:
I do see Kat searching for the next idiot to take her in. I'm honestly surprised she stuck around during the whole bankruptcy thing, but I honestly think that if anything was to happen to Phil where he loses his adult house, you best believe she's outta there.
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She’s a typical gold digging girl. You better believe that if some good looking young trustfund kid, with a nice apartment, a nice car and who doesn’t know any better flashed his wallet around her, or promised to buy her anything she wanted, she would jump on him and leave Phil and Jasper with nothing more than a “lol sorry.” That’s why she’s with Phil to begin with. Kat says “I want this,” and he says “yes pookie, anything you say, honey.” That quote about him and her having separate finances? HA!

Maybe she already met someone and the dude is giving some side dick and some side money, you know like she did with Phil. Point is: once a gold digging ass girl, always a gold digging ass girl.
 
MeganDodgedABullet said:
I'd bet the farm Khet is now Sire horse sized. Shame we will probably never see her waddle onto cam again.
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You know how Phil wanted to essentially rub it in people's faces that he totally got that gifted xbox from someone and he totally has a silent majority of fans just lurking in the shadows somewhere, it made me think that Phil may only forcibly bring her into his streams again, if it was for something incredibly "special" that gives him an opportunity to show how proud he is and how successful he is to his audience, so the haters could do nothing but start punching the air, as a fellow pay cuck OIC put it.

So something like him finally paying off the mortgage of the gout mansion for his family, going on that special Nintendo theme park world for his honeymoon he was always meant to have, or for something far more destructive and life destroying for him imo then anything else, rasing a child...
 
Lilly Philly Burnelli said:
She’s a typical gold digging girl. You better believe that if some good looking young trustfund kid, with a nice apartment, a nice car and who doesn’t know any better flashed his wallet around her, or promised to buy her anything she wanted, she would jump on him and leave Phil and Jasper with nothing more than a “lol sorry.” That’s why she’s with Phil to begin with. Kat says “I want this,” and he says “yes pookie, anything you say, honey.” That quote about him and her having separate finances? HA!

Maybe she already met someone and the dude is giving some side dick and some side money, you know like she did with Phil. Point is: once a gold digging ass girl, always a gold digging ass girl.
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I absolutely agree Khet has no loyalty, but I don't think someone else is going to come along and offer her a better deal, least of all some young trustfund kid. Generally, gold diggers are either hot or charismatic enough to give someone attention/validation. That's why she had to settle for Phil of all people instead of someone with more appeal.

It's also why, unlike most gold diggers, she's not exactly living a luxurious life. She's settled for a stable where she can play Skyrim in peace and get late night McDonalds shoveled into her trough. I think as long as Phil has the gout mansion and can afford to keep ordering food, she'll stay with him. For sure, if someone else came along and offered her the same thing/something better, she'd take it in a heartbeat, but given she's roughly as much of a hermit as Phil is, I don't know if that will ever happen. I think with Phil, it also helped that there was no competition, because, well, he's Phil. Don't get me wrong, there's plenty of lonely dudes who will fall for a gold digger, that's why they exist in the first place, but I'm sure they have other gold diggers who are more appealing then Khet going after them.

To play devil's advocate, it's possible she's been chatting up dudes behind the scenes and she's actually more social than we've been led to believe. I think we're pretty biased by her limited stream appearance where her social skills seemed, at best, severely stunted. But, it's possible she wasn't trying and was just that miserable being around Phil and his wheelchairs. But at the same time, I have to question the intelligence/charm of anyone who ends up married to Phil.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
I think we're pretty biased by her limited stream appearance where her social skills seemed, at best, severely stunted.
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Plus, we only know what Phil is willing to tell us about her, which isn't exactly a lot because he's a paranoid little man-child, and we know how he likes to make up the most inane lies. However, from watching some of her stuff on Youtube and seeing some of her tweets, I wouldn't imagine she's very social. She kinda seems like a introvert to me, but there's so little to go on. Kat needs to open up a little bit but Phil probably has her locked up as far as that goes.
 
I still occasionally wrack my brain over why the hell she married him. Was it federal benefits? Is she playing the long game and trying to take a chunk out of Phil’s estate via divorce? Is she retarded enough to think Phil’s income is stable enough to tie herself to for the rest of her life? We may never know…
 
Colloid said:
I still occasionally wrack my brain over why the hell she married him. Was it federal benefits? Is she playing the long game and trying to take a chunk out of Phil’s estate via divorce? Is she retarded enough to think Phil’s income is stable enough to tie herself to for the rest of her life? We may never know…
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THEY'RE SOULMATES...IDIOT!
 
Colloid said:
I still occasionally wrack my brain over why the hell she married him. Was it federal benefits? Is she playing the long game and trying to take a chunk out of Phil’s estate via divorce? Is she retarded enough to think Phil’s income is stable enough to tie herself to for the rest of her life? We may never know…
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If you look up her family history on here, while some of it might be inaccurate, the stuff that is proven through the courts and other documentation is pretty fucked up. She's working part time in a store. A guy making what Phil does probably offers a lot more security (in her mind) than whatever she'd have making $500 a week with no benefits. We know he's not interested in sex so she doesn't even have to do that part. It's really not that confusing.
 
strandedcastaway said:
If you look up her family history on here, while some of it might be inaccurate, the stuff that is proven through the courts and other documentation is pretty fucked up. She's working part time in a store. A guy making what Phil does probably offers a lot more security (in her mind) than whatever she'd have making $500 a week with no benefits. We know he's not interested in sex so she doesn't even have to do that part. It's really not that confusing.
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Adding onto this, I think the marriage also helps her LARP as an adult. It's a similar mindset to why Phil felt he needed a wife in the first place, or why he says his condo is actually a house. Khet also doesn't strike me as someone who looks that far into the future. If the conditions of staying in her stable were based on marrying Phil, I think she'd agree in the moment, even if she realistically knows the marriage has an eventual expiration date. I don't think Phil had the balls to actually give her an ultimatum, but I could see her being worried that if she said no she'd have to find someone else to order her midnight McDonalds.
 
In my opinion there's Jobs and Careers. Your Career is a job yes but a professional woman with a career is not giving dsp the time of day. Don't even get me started on the physical attraction. Cause how the fuck do you look at dsp and say yourself "I want some of that" khet loves his flowing-white-balding beard and his greasy locks of Italian stallion hair. Dsp screams no financial security but Phil roped himself in mare of the lowest qualities.

 
Colloid said:
I still occasionally wrack my brain over why the hell she married him. Was it federal benefits? Is she playing the long game and trying to take a chunk out of Phil’s estate via divorce? Is she retarded enough to think Phil’s income is stable enough to tie herself to for the rest of her life? We may never know…
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Well, it's not like she is some prize herself. She's a 5/10 at best, comes from a fucked up family, and based on her old streams has the personality of a rotting pumpkin. Also she maybe has aspergers.
 
Colloid said:
I still occasionally wrack my brain over why the hell she married him. Was it federal benefits? Is she playing the long game and trying to take a chunk out of Phil’s estate via divorce? Is she retarded enough to think Phil’s income is stable enough to tie herself to for the rest of her life? We may never know…
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Assuming the story is true that Subaru Jeff kicked Catherine out, or was about to even before he found out she was talking to other guys, that gives more than enough reason. Catherine's residential history in her life is huge, she's lived at over 20 addresses in the past decade. Any sort of stability would be enticing for her.

I also find it telling that the one time we've briefly heard Catherine, she was dismissive and disrespectful of Phil being his usual bitch self going on about spilling water on himself that she didn't care. This is a woman who clearly has low self-esteem and is an introverted, poor speaker, as we saw from her own streams... and she's comfortable enough now to talk down to her husband who makes all the money in the "family".
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
I also find it telling that the one time we've briefly heard Catherine, she was dismissive and disrespectful of Phil being his usual bitch self going on about spilling water on himself that she didn't care.
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I still don't believe that. People wanted to hear that, but you can't make out anything at all on the audio, other than that she said something.
 
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