Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
DukeMorty said:
You can google "Local security guard sucked off a customer" and in the videos tab you find a bunch of free versions online. It sounds like her dumb ghetto ass.

Edit: Saw it for research purposes and it was the shittiest bj porn I have seen. The guy couldn't get it up but you did see her tits. I see why it has 1.5/5 stars. There is a cum shot to her face moment that some might use as a profile pic on here or on YouTube. I see why her porn career never went anywhere. Ok I got to watch some real porn after that disgrace called a porn.
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He's not lying. It's bad. 1.9/5.0 Stars.

It's 10 minutes. 5-6 of that is some shitty acting while she strips the guy and uses a metal detector to mess with his beenis. Followed by her stripping to just her underwear; Titties. A good 20 seconds later of putting his soft pud in her mouth for the worst BJ I have seen. It cuts to him getting up, still soft, then jump cutting again to see her get blasted in the mouth from an off-screen dick.

The kicker is the dick head gets in the shot briefly and it's a fake plastic dick toy that shoots fake jizz. My god I'm actually mad that I watched that.

Easy weed money I guess.
 
thedingledongle said:
Stumbled across a video of our favorite sister-in-law giving a pretty subpar hummer. I wouldn't try to watch it without an adblocker if I were you.

Brickyates Officer Sanders

Brickyates Officer Sanders
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Crazy both Kat and her found men with ED to have sex with. Love the fake cum and penis at the end, nice touch.

DukeMorty said:
You can google "Local security guard sucked off a customer" and in the videos tab you find a bunch of free versions online. It sounds like her dumb ghetto ass.

Edit: Saw it for research purposes and it was the shittiest bj porn I have seen. The guy couldn't get it up but you did see her tits. I see why it has 1.5/5 stars. There is a cum shot to her face moment that some might use as a profile pic on here or on YouTube. I see why her porn career never went anywhere. Ok I got to watch some real porn after that disgrace called a porn.
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Just want to point out the dick at the end as well as the cum are clearly fake, so the guy couldn't even get it up enough to coom. She should have done her video with Derich instead.
 
DukeMorty said:
You can google "Local security guard sucked off a customer" and in the videos tab you find a bunch of free versions online. It sounds like her dumb ghetto ass.

Edit: Saw it for research purposes and it was the shittiest bj porn I have seen. The guy couldn't get it up but you did see her tits. I see why it has 1.5/5 stars. There is a cum shot to her face moment that some might use as a profile pic on here or on YouTube. I see why her porn career never went anywhere. Ok I got to watch some real porn after that disgrace called a porn.
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I feel bad about the electricity I used to steal that. Ah well, maybe Derich will like it.
 
MASSIVE SHOUT OUT to Jenna Lane Snow! How did it feel knowing you couldn't get a guy hard in the middle of a porn store? How did the fake semen taste? What's your favorite Disney movie?
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
He's not lying. It's bad. 1.9/5.0 Stars.

It's 10 minutes. 5-6 of that is some shitty acting while she strips the guy and uses a metal detector to mess with his beenis. Followed by her stripping to just her underwear; Titties. A good 20 seconds later of putting his soft pud in her mouth for the worst BJ I have seen. It cuts to him getting up, still soft, then jump cutting again to see her get blasted in the mouth from an off-screen dick.

The kicker is the dick head gets in the shot briefly and it's a fake plastic dick toy that shoots fake jizz. My god I'm actually mad that I watched that.

Easy weed money I guess.
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Perfect synopsis of it.


Crazy in the head doesn't always equal crazy in bed.
 
Wongel said:
Yikes. That will be handelt another conspiracy theory of mentally ill kids that spin every nhagget of truth into lies.
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Believe it or not, it's all true
  • Jenna's mom locked her in a closet for over 24 hours because Jenna allegedly attacked her with a knife. The mom thought she was possessed by a demon. The cops got called and the children were taken away including Phil's future wife.
  • Jenna is homeless and frequently posts the flophouses she squats in on her social media
  • Jenna often posts the drugs she is taking, she is about as good at rolling blunts as she is at giving blow jobs apparently
  • Jenna is a prostitute and advertises her services online. One customer said she brought a ouija board to their fuck session and tried to contact her dead father. There is video of Jenna getting thrown out of a motel room by some half naked old man, probably a John.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Believe it or not, it's all true
  • Jenna's mom locked her in a closet for over 24 hours because Jenna allegedly attacked her with a knife. The mom thought she was possessed by a demon. The cops got called and the children were taken away including Phil's future wife.
  • Jenna is homeless and frequently posts the flophouses she squats in on her social media
  • Jenna often posts the drugs she is taking, she is about as good at rolling blunts as she is at giving blow jobs apparently
  • Jenna is a prostitute and advertises her services online. One customer said she brought a ouija board to their fuck session and tried to contact her dead father. There is video of Jenna getting thrown out of a motel room by some half naked old man, probably a John.
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Damn, thanks for the summary.
Sounds like the best way for derich to get closer to the gout father. Just marry into the familie. The wedding toast could be a massive shout out to his wife for the great scene in the porn store.
 
The funniest part of that shitty porn clip (besides how the guy couldn’t get hard and they had to use a sex toy that shoots fake jizz for the big finale) is that they used the same music that Red Letter Media uses for Half In The Bag.
 
Schizo Poster said:
So it looks like Brazy did star in porn circa 2017; her bio is linked here and the actual video will be linked in a spoiler, you do have to pay for it though.

https://www.brickyates.com/tour/trailers/Local-security-guard-sucked-off-a-customer.html
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Fuck me. I didn't know I could physically cringe like this at porn. Massive shout out for the moment she demands him to GET THAT SHIT HARD after aggressively mashing his dick with her mouth and hands.
 
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