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Why would the door constantly being closed be evidence she moved out?
Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna
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Guess I should have phrased it better - if we believe Phil about keeping the door closed for her sake then she's always around because she got fired, if we just look at the fact that he barely talks about her anymore besides things that could have happened 3 years ago that points towards her being gone.
Edit to avoid double post:
I agree that she is derpy and some of her old IG posts came across as arrogant but that's still better than her replacement - Kat is so boring Phil's viewers could not even pretend to like her and this thread only comes alive when Jenna reappears on social media.
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We have proof she was working part time from the bankruptcy leaks. That certainly could have changed, and from Phil's narrative it sounds like she might be working a different job now, but it still sounded like a part time thing. In my experience, which I admit is pretty dated, when you're working part time in retail, you don't have a set schedule. They slot you in when needed, typically around the weekends. But I definitely had plenty of times where my schedule varied week to week.
But that being said, I certainly don't think it's impossible she got fired. IMO, I'd throw in the possibility she quit, given how much she was supposedly complaining about not being able to get a promotion. We can pretty confidently say she likes the hermit lifestyle, and with Phil footing all her bills, there's really no reason for her to work at all.
As far as proof of life, there was the, in Phil's mind "hilarious" water spilling incident however many months ago that was pretty clear proof she was still there. That's the only concrete evidence we have, but it's certainly more than anything saying she's gone. As for him not mentioning her, she still comes up every now and then. It's just incredibly boring, because Khet is an incredibly boring individual that somehow manages to have less going on than Phil.
If Khet decides to leave, I imagine she'd want to formally divorce him. It'd be hard for her to grift her way into someone else's home if she was still married, plus she'd want to get whatever she can out of Phil. I'm 100% confident if that happens, someone in the detractor community will find and share actual proof.
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This idea she's gone just seems like a massive stretch. All the times his autism schedule gets interrupted, for example, is something I would say points towards her still being there. Sure the only things he ever says about her could have happened 3 years ago, but that implies if she was still there their lives would be different/more exciting. They're boring as dirt.
The fact that he tells tales of their food disasters, to me, adds much more credence to her still being there. The story about her ruining her French toast by smearing sour cream all over it is too retarded for Phil to make up. Sure, it could have actually happened 3 years ago and he's just telling it now to act like she's still there, but that feels far-fetched to me.
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I can only hope that when/if she does leave, she's more inclined to talk. Massive doubt, but I'm sure there i$ a way to make her $hare the $ecret$ of the $nort Fort.
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That fat lazy useless mongoloid will only leave when someone pries her gravy-train life from her cold, dead potato-peeling hands.
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Yay.
So a James the lesser fantasy clickbait fabrication that is even less valuable than when quarter pounder jerked off Phil?
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She's cheated on someone once before, what's stopping her from cheating again? The gravy train life Phil lives can either go on for another decade or stop at a moments notice, their relationship is a mutually beneficial one, Kat owes Phil absolutely no love, trust or loyalty. All it takes is for something to topple the deck of cards and Kat will make the plans to move on.
It really does equate to not if, but when does she leave him.
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Even if Kat talks what big secrets are left about DSP anymore? Between the bank leaks and WWE Champions reveal it's pretty clear that Phil just sits around drinking and playing mobile games until very late at night. Even the spending on his designated days off turned out to be mostly just food and gacha. The biggest thing left is how much she knows and we're not going to get that out of her, so all that really leaves for her to reveal are things like "how much does Phil tell her about his streams?" and "how DID he spend $800 in one month at the grocery store?". It'd be interesting to learn but it's pretty tame compared to what we already know. The only way for her to have an interesting tell-all now is for Phil to be interesting (read: get in some kind of severe midlife or financial crisis) again and that seems pretty unlikely for the imminent future.
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I personally think the cheating is more or less inconsequential. Phil is an absolute pushover who demands nothing from his wife, but gives her as much as he can offer. I think she'll ride this hog until death or until his streaming situation becomes so dire that he basically loses everything he has. Phil is too easy and lucrative a mark to risk for a new guy to leech from, she ain't getting any younger or skinnier, so personally I think Phil is Kat's endgame play.
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I ran the numbers earlier in the thread and it becomes profitable for her to leave him in 2028, assuming alimony laws remain unchanged.
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The fact that she's Kat. Cheating requires someone to cheat with, and I can't imagine there's a lot of people lining up to date Khet. Sure, there are desperate people, but are any of those desperate people better than Phil? From a grifting standpoint I mean. The type of people that would want to sleep with Khet are pretty much the same type of people that throw their money at Phil in chat. Literal dentheads.
From a gold digging standpoint, lonely dudes with a bunch of money can do significantly better than Khet. I think Khet also knows they'd have more expectations. They might even ask her to leave the house more than once a week, or sleep in the same bed. If I had to guess, that's why Khet cheated on her ex with Phil in the first place. He probably wanted an actual girlfriend. Phil just wanted someone who could cook for him, and now that he has Doordash, Khet doesn't even have to do that.
I guess she could want a fling with someone, but given how socially inactive she is, it doesn't seem like she's interested.
100% agree. This is speculation, but I honestly think we know more about Phil than Khet does. Especially with the bank leaks. I imagine she knows he spends money on a mobile game, but I can't imagine he announced how many pulls he bought, or that he'd let her see his PayPal/bank account. I wouldn't be surprised if she thinks he's way more financially secure than he actually is.
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Hey, don't ever compare anything I do to that weirdo
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That's normal with retail work and low seniority. Odds are she got fired or released for being too autistic from the Fred Meyer job she had around a year ago.
I've never understood why she works at all, especially since we know she hates retail.
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She's got debt of her own, d00d, and you know Phil's not paying a penny of that.
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Who wants to bet it was actually Phil himself who tripped over a power cord and he is now blaming it on Khet because she is the only one he can blame? Because Phil never makes a mistake. Or Khet is simply a retard and flipped the wrong switch
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What I don't get is why he brings it up to begin with.
Oh wait, I do: he can't let anything go, even when us mentally-ill nudniks can't see him.
Oh wait, I do: he can't let anything go, even when us mentally-ill nudniks can't see him.
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This AC Adapter explanation doesn't make sense. I think Phil realized how stupid this "Kat's still in my house!" flex was a minute later.
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I don't know if Phil really goes out of his way to do that, seeings how he doesn't seem to read this thread, which is where 90% of the speculation of her being gone takes place. He would legit have to be reading as much as any of us do in order to spot so much of it in the main thread, that it actually triggers him so much he devotes what little brain power he has to the task of coming up with ways to lie about the goings-on in his house, unprompted. It's one thing when the retards ask if he's happy, and he lies about stuff Kat and he don't actually do, quite another for him to voluntarily try to make it look like she's still there. And with "So my wife did something retarded again today..." stories, no less, because that comes from a different place in Phil's troubled psyche, and is easy to interpret as him projecting his own fuck-ups onto the only other person he possibly could, whether she actually lives there or not.
In other words, the pigroach can't win for trying here, and I would feel bad if he didn't deserve a much worse life than he already has.