Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[AnOminous]

when you marry a begging lying jackass you cosign their behavior it's open season on her.

Bitch is fair game.

 

[Iron Father]

Not like she married him in ignorance either, she was literally a fan. Saying she's off limits is like saying one of his fans is.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

She did say that nothing we do bothers her. I guess she lied?

 

[Sup3r]

Not like she married him in ignorance either, she was literally a fan. Saying she's off limits is like saying one of his fans is.

Not to mention she married him after having been on his stream twice and knowing what it's like.

 

[Schmeckel]

She did say that nothing we do bothers her. I guess she lied?

She probably didn't want to be on shtreem in the first place, and he used that as an excuse to allow her to not be on them anyway. "Honey, come on once, maybe twice, and then we can say that the trolls really upset you and you don't want to be on shtreem anymore, okay?"
"THAT'S NOT PART OF THE CONTRACT, DAVE. BUT IF I GET MY IVERMECTIN AND DOOR DASH, I'LL DO IT."
"Um, it's... Tevin's fault...?"

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

She probably didn't want to be on shtreem in the first place, and he used that as an excuse to allow her to not be on them anyway. "Honey, come on once, maybe twice, and then we can say that the trolls really upset you and you don't want to be on shtreem anymore, okay?"
"THAT'S NOT PART OF THE CONTRACT, DAVE. BUT IF I GET MY IVERMECTIN AND DOOR DASH, I'LL DO IT."
"Um, it's... Tevin's fault...?"

Disagree.

I think she wanted to be a streamer and her feelings were hurt when people made fun of her.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Disagree.

I think she wanted to be a streamer and her feelings were hurt when people made fun of her.

Kat definitely wanted to be a streamer. She put in some decent money to start up her own channel.

Alas, we'll never know why she suddenly disappeared soon after tweeting with Phil.

 

[Summoned Demon]

Kat definitely wanted to be a streamer. She put in some decent money to start up her own channel.

Alas, we'll never know why she suddenly disappeared soon after tweeting with Phil.

She wouldn't get many views from what we can see in her vids, the video game streamer/let's player market is absolutely saturated, and has been for and incredibly long time, if you don't have a niche to fill for an audience or don't put an incredible amount of care and effort into your content that really makes it stand out amongst the sea of copycats, your channel will completely flounder and take ages to get anywhere.

 

[Iron Father]

At the absolute very least, we know Phil had plans for her to be in his content.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Katherine Burnell, should be off limits. She's married to the lolcow and isn't the lolcow herself. She intentionally avoids his "content" and doesn't involve herself in any form of it 99% of the time.

Beyond that, I know there will be people here telling me off and that they can troll whoever they want. Okay, but are there no limits?

Can someone enlighten me why she should be trolled, harassed, laughed at, etc.?

Can you imagine being married to Phil? Isn't that punishment enough?

Can you imagine tying to backseat janny in a fuckin phil board?

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Kat definitely wanted to be a streamer. She put in some decent money to start up her own channel.

Alas, we'll never know why she suddenly disappeared soon after tweeting with Phil.

Obviously this is just speculation because there's no real way to confirm anything Khet thinks at this points. Partly because we'd have to prove she thinks at all, but more because of the radio silence. But, if I had to guess based on the limited information we have, she wasn't really that passionate about streaming and was just looking to coast through life. We know she has no real work ambitions, as shown by her still working a minimum part-time job. At most, she alluded to wanting to get promoted to something better if Phil is to be believed, and it seems like an odd thing for him to lie about. She seemingly wasn't taking any steps to make that happen, and I'm guessing it's more her thinking, "I won't have to do menial task X if I was manager..."

To give her some credit, while I think she was relying on "girl gamer" floating her career, she at least didn't go the grifting route like Phil. I think she genuinely wants to feel like she's "earned" her comfort, which is why she still works 20 hours a week right now. She can convince herself she's contributing to the household and earning the condo/Doordash/games that Phil ultimately provides for her. When she actually got with Phil, she achieved all her basic goals, so there was no reason to continue interacting with people. She hooked her whale. I'm sure if Phil ever ends up homeless and can't provide, she'll return to the internet until she hooks her next desperate whale.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Obviously this is just speculation because there's no real way to confirm anything Khet thinks at this points. Partly because we'd have to prove she thinks at all, but more because of the radio silence. But, if I had to guess based on the limited information we have, she wasn't really that passionate about streaming and was just looking to coast through life. We know she has no real work ambitions, as shown by her still working a minimum part-time job. At most, she alluded to wanting to get promoted to something better if Phil is to be believed, and it seems like an odd thing for him to lie about. She seemingly wasn't taking any steps to make that happen, and I'm guessing it's more her thinking, "I won't have to do menial task X if I was manager..."

To give her some credit, while I think she was relying on "girl gamer" floating her career, she at least didn't go the grifting route like Phil. I think she genuinely wants to feel like she's "earned" her comfort, which is why she still works 20 hours a week right now. She can convince herself she's contributing to the household and earning the condo/Doordash/games that Phil ultimately provides for her. When she actually got with Phil, she achieved all her basic goals, so there was no reason to continue interacting with people. She hooked her whale. I'm sure if Phil ever ends up homeless and can't provide, she'll return to the internet until she hooks her next desperate whale.

My favorite part is "They will make anyone a manager! The managers are all idiots! They take anyone off the street and make them manager!"

Why isn't Kat a manager?

"She isn't qualified!"

 

[Summoned Demon]

If Kat supposedly cries about people bringing up the incident consistently (even though she said on one of her first public appearances she didn't care about it, but let's just take Phil's word for it)
She's gonna have a lot to cry about very soon, and the waterworks will be huge.

Phil will most likely be the breadwinner in the snort fort at least for now, however it will undoubtedly shake things up for them, as his YouTube payments are basically the main way how he pays off most major bills and dues that he's responsible for.

We don't know exactly how much Kat chips in, and even if she does, she's either going to have to contribute more often, or Phil will have to cut back on certain things (if that's even possible).

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

We don't know exactly how much Kat chips in, and even if she does, she's either going to have to contribute more often, or Phil will have to cut back on certain things (if that's even possible).

I ran the numbers we have from the bank leaks on his expenses, and even if he cuts back where he can (short of selling the car) he can't get his FIXED expenses under $4k a month.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

We don't know exactly how much Kat chips in,

Chips!? *Kat licks her lips and starts to drool

 

[Fapcop]

Chips!? *Kat licks her lips and starts to drool

I always figured Khat’s money is Khat’s money and she just spends it on hay, carrots, getting her mane brushed and occasionally some sneakers for Tyrone.

But realistically, she could easily pay for half their monthly expenses. (Isn’t minimum wage 20$ or something in their area?) working just 24 hours three days a week, would bring in almost 2000$.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I always figured Khat’s money is Khat’s money and she just spends it on hay, carrots, getting her mane brushed and occasionally some sneakers for Tyrone.

But realistically, she could easily pay for half their monthly expenses. (Isn’t minimum wage 20$ or something in their area?) working just 24 hours three days a week, would bring in almost 2000$.

Minimum wage in Washington 2023 is $15,74 so Fet Khets part time gig would net her around $1259/month.

She aint paying for shit. She can barely afford renting in the area.

These are the 2 cheapest rentals in the Renton are on Zillow

 

[Kosher Dill]

What ever happened to Jenna? Did she make it through drug rehab or did she get sent up the river?

 

[DeeTracktor]

What ever happened to Jenna? Did she make it through drug rehab or did she get sent up the river?

Went to jail on charges of impersonating a Security Guard

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I find it sort of odd that people post pictures of Chris-Chan almost immediately after he gets out of jail but nobody has ever photographed Phil or his wife in the wild outside one shot at a gas station.

I wonder if Kat leaves the house even less often than Phil does.