Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
I disagree.
If he wanted to milk this for views, he would have clickbaitet the topic in the title of the stream.
People also seem to exaggerate how much of a topic this was on yesterday's podcast.
The whole thing was around 2 hours of which they only talked for about 15 minutes about the photo and then went on to other topics.

Edit: Checking up on the video ALT started talking about Khet at the 13 minute mark and they went on to talk about the Sonic hat at around 23 minutes.
So they talked for a whole 10 minutes about it.
Ten minutes is a full ass Youtube video my man. And the only way I am going to relent is if he got that fucking picture right then as they were live. Because otherwise they could have done it before they started the show. Or if he was actually worried about causing a fuss, waited until after the show. Which was still an option if he got it live.

There so many less attention seeking ways to do it. We have so many people here that run ops in a way no one knows. This was weenery at its finest.
 
Ten minutes is a full ass Youtube video my man. And the only way I am going to relent is if he got that fucking picture right then as they were live. Because otherwise they could have done it before they started the show. Or if he was actually worried about causing a fuss, waited until after the show. Which was still an option if he got it live.

There so many less attention seeking ways to do it. We have so many people here that run ops in a way no one knows. This was weenery at its finest.
10 minutes out a 2 hour podcast.
Doesn't really sound like milking to me.

I think he was in kinda a lose-lose situation no matter how he would handle it.

Lets say he says that he got a photo but can't show it to anyone - then we have a "trust me bro" situation which doesn't end well.
Lets say he shows the photo on stream to the whole world - not only does he betray his source but also risks of getting his channel nuked because of TOS
Lets say he shows the other hosts the photo off stream - whats the point? The whole purpose of the podcast is talking about DSP adjacent things. If they wanted to keep news off air, they could axe the whole thing altogether. Especially since the whole Team Divorce thing became such a huge topic on their show.
Really the only thing he could do is what he did. Show the co-hosts the photo on air so that the audience can get their genuine reaction and somewhat validate the existence of the picture.

The only thing I didn't like about the whole thing is that they (or rather ALT) tried to whiteknight for Khet and refused to aknowledge how fat she has become.
Which again goes back to my previous post about ALT seeing Khet as a victim in the whole spiel and tries to protect her.
I mean the fact that they refused to comment or rather were prohibited to talk about Khet's appearance is all the evidence one needs to confirm that she is a legit landwhale now.
 
If they were some rando that showed up and said they have pics but cant show em it would end up with them being laughed at and called a fag. Just case this fag gets views doesn't protect them from being called a fag for their actions.
 
10 minutes out a 2 hour podcast.
Doesn't really sound like milking to me.

I think he was in kinda a lose-lose situation no matter how he would handle it.

Lets say he says that he got a photo but can't show it to anyone - then we have a "trust me bro" situation which doesn't end well.
Lets say he shows the photo on stream to the whole world - not only does he betray his source but also risks of getting his channel nuked because of TOS
So to start, we take less of Phils two hour podcast and focus on what happens in those few minutes. And we are fucking correct in doing so, because some wild shit goes down.

This is the same.

Because now we have four fucking people telling us just trust us bro. And frankly I don't think I am actually that paranoid in saying they could be all fucking faking. And in fact, until they show something, this is fucking fake and gay. All of them are retard for doing this. And I have zero clue what the fuck you mean by TOS violation here. Because someone could have fucking posted it on farms by now.

Also EDIT: My phone had a stroke a sentence into this
 
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10 minutes out a 2 hour podcast.
Doesn't really sound like milking to me.
(disclaimer, I am on the previous episode, haven't watched it yet)
It's the same thing DSP does.
>listen guys, there are some bad things happening behind the scenes, but I can't tell you. Don't ask.
>listen guys, there are some really good things that were sent to me, but I can't show them to you.
what's the point of bringing up something that you can't talk about?
 
(disclaimer, I am on the previous episode, haven't watched it yet)
It's the same thing DSP does.
>listen guys, there are some bad things happening behind the scenes, but I can't tell you. Don't ask.
>listen guys, there are some really good things that were sent to me, but I can't show them to you.
what's the point of bringing up something that you can't talk about?
The difference being that one is a habitual liar who has a history of lying and the other is not.
Do you really think that ALT is dumb enough to go full Doody and risking losing all his credibility just to "milk" couple hundreds of viewers and around 50 bucks in supers? (I don't know if it was 50 bucks, I don't pay enough attention to the amount).
And then only talk 10 minutes about it?

It looked more like he got send something, was a little too excited and handled the situation like he did without thinking too much about it.
Maybe it would've been better to consult his co-hosts before the stream whether to say something or not, idk.

Late (and gay) EDIT to avoid double posting:

I see it like this.
The next couple of days will shape the future of ALT's channel, TBS and all the hosts on it (at least in my eyes)
If they will keep bringing the picture up without showing any kind of further proof, they'll sink down to Doody level of credibility.
If they are done talking about it and never bring it up, I can respect that and will accept it as "Schrödinger's Khet picture".
If a picture will leak in the future, ALT will be vindicated in his actions.
 
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Do you really think that ALT is dumb enough to go full Doody and risking losing all his credibility just to "milk" couple hundreds of viewers and around 50 bucks in supers? (I don't know if it was 50 bucks, I don't pay enough attention to the amount).
And then only talk 10 minutes about it?
Are you fucking new here? Every video making detractor has gone full ass out at least fucking twice. So yes. Yes I do fucking believe that ALT would in fact do that.
 
The difference being that one is a habitual liar who has a history of lying and the other is not.
Do you really think that ALT is dumb enough to go full Doody and risking losing all his credibility just to "milk" couple hundreds of viewers and around 50 bucks in supers? (I don't know if it was 50 bucks, I don't pay enough attention to the amount).
And then only talk 10 minutes about it?

It looked more like he got send something, was a little too excited and handled the situation like he did without thinking too much about it.
Maybe it would've been better to consult his co-hosts before the stream whether to say something or not, idk.
I am not comparing characters, I am comparing 2 similar situations, imo.
we are already 2.5 pages into this thing that we are not supposed to see (OK, sounds logical to me), but also we can't get a description, i.e. Khet is a fatass.
afaic, I don't like to get baited into things like that. We are watching for fun and this takes the fun out of it.
I didn't like also the fact that doody baited us with statements about lawsuits and other shit.
It sure creates a fud around the tbs name and I don't know if there's any motive behind it.
 
I have to say though, I'm not a fan of the recent narrative that is going on in the detractorsphere (which is also coicidentally reiterated lot by ALT) that Khet is some kind of victim in the whole DSPverse. As if Dave took advantage of some asperger riddled socially inept horsewife and "tricked" her moving into the Snortfort somehow and is now keeping her "chained up" there so he can take advantage of her.
I don't watch many detractors, I mainly just watch Phil, so I wasn't aware of this. If people are really running with this idea, then it needs to stop, because it's not reality.

Kat is literal foster care-trailer trash, and she is living it up big time at the Wakhando. She gets free room and board, free food - she can keep or blow all of her money, it's totally up to her, and all she has to do is wear a ring when she goes to work.

We've heard hot mic incidents where we hear that Phil puts on a whiny, passive cuck voice when he talks to Khet, and she does not reciprocate. She doesn't pay any bills, her name isn't on the lease, and she has more access to Phil's car than Phil does. She could dissappear today if she wanted to. If people are saying Khet is a victim and she needs to be saved, then it makes me think that these people get off on the idea of Khet being single. ALT should know better.

ALT has shown that he is enough of an adult to have done this the smart way. And considering how he is constantly digging up people and shit means he knows what gets eyeballs and attention.
Fair point.

Because now we have four fucking people telling us just trust us bro. And frankly I don't think I am actually that paranoid in saying they could be all fucking faking. And in fact, until they show something, this is fucking fake and gay. All of them are retard for doing this. And I have zero clue what the fuck you mean by TOS violation here. Because someone could have fucking posted it on farms by now.
I'd like to believe that ALT wouldn't go through all the smoke and mirrors on purpose, and I would really like to believe that he does have a picture of Khet that isn't a total nothing burger, but I don't know this guy, so it's just the benefit of the doubt from me.

Anyway, yeah I really don't like this. If it were just ALT that was sitting on the photo, then that's one thing. But if all of his co-hosts, and whoever else he is buddy-buddy with has seen it, and they're all going to stay silent on it, then I'm going to have to question some people's motives here.

The next couple of days will shape the future of ALT's channel, TBS and all the hosts on it (at least in my eyes)
If they will keep bringing the picture up without showing any kind of further proof, they'll sink down to Doody level of credibility.
If they are done talking about it and never bring it up, I can respect that and will accept it as "Schrödinger's Khet picture".
If a picture will leak in the future, ALT will be vindicated in his actions.
Well said. The only things I would add to here are - If we don't mention the picture again, then I think we deserve an explanation at least. And if a picture does leak in the future, it needs to be soon. Because the more time that passes between then and now, the more interest or hype is lost. If ALT leaks a picture three months from now, it better be a bombshell.
 
like to believe that ALT wouldn't go through all the smoke and mirrors on purpose, and I would really like to believe that he does have a picture of Khet that isn't a total nothing burger, but I don't know this guy, so it's just the benefit of the doubt from me.

Anyway, yeah I really don't like this. If it were just ALT that was sitting on the photo, then that's one thing. But if all of his co-hosts, and whoever else he is buddy-buddy with has seen it, and they're all going to stay silent on it, then I'm going to have to question some people's motives here.
I mean I don't like to think ALT is gonna go full Doody the Lesser. But, man this whole fucking thing is immediately halfway there. Like someone said, its already Phil tier to just do what has already been done.

Its honestly why I am so fucking tilted about this personally. Its fucking Phil, its fucking lolcows. You give your info or you get off the fucking stage. To even remotely hint you have something is so supremely against the fun of all this is so deeply fucking retarded.
 
If the person who gave them the photo requested not to show the photo then fine, but at least tell us that first. This shit is legit gay and reminds me of the drunken peasants email shit from years ago.

"Oh we have proof of X but we can't show it because Y but just trust us" fuck off. Show the photo or tell us why you can't.
It reminds me of the Mystery Woman scam -TBS/ALT are willing to share everything about this new embarrassing thing from Phil's life except hard proof.
 
I said it last night on the stream. I view this as a play in progress. ALT got the pass, and it hit his hands now the ball is in the air. Will ALT pull it in and run with it? Will he just drop the pass? Will he score? Or will he go for the end zone, showboat, and fumble that touchdown?

This might be ALT's first time getting something like this passed to him. He might be thinking about how to get more before his source dries up. He has a choice to, and yes he could have framed this information a bit better, but it's a good way to learn.
 
I said it last night on the stream. I view this as a play in progress. ALT got the pass, and it hit his hands now the ball is in the air. Will ALT pull it in and run with it? Will he just drop the pass? Will he score? Or will he go for the end zone, showboat, and fumble that touchdown?
My tried and true analogy for curated kahntet such as this will always be that scene in Tommy Boy you know the one JoJo the Idiot Circus Boy and his pretty new pet. They just cant help themselves and they kill it like the tard who called into the bankruptcy hearing and didn't keep pressing the issue or subaru man when a bunch of tards blew up his phone and scared him off.
 
I'm thinking maybe it was taken at Curls and Twirls by an employee. There was that pic a few months ago showing a woman who looked like Kat at the salon after getting her hair cut and dyed.

Phil gets his hair cut there too, maybe an employee snapped a pic of them together.
That poor lady who owns Curls and Twirls should ban the Burnells and publicly shame them for the damage Dave has caused to her business.
 
what's the point of bringing up something that you can't talk about?
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Personally I've never watched any of ALT but it seems sus to declare something you aren't willing to share, isn't the whole thing with the tractorsphere that we get evidence or try and find it. The whole reason we call Kat fat is that one picture of her in Phils car, it is evidence.

My stance is I'll sit back and see, theres only two options in the end, loose credibility or show it.
 
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